Post a random fact about yourself

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I married my sister...









...to her neighbor. I've never been married myself, and incest is gross. Have a wonderful night.

And yes, I can play the banjo.

 

I'm sure he plays real purdy!
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so is she hot?

 

I still can't answer that. You'd have to ask her husband.

 

Her favorite pick-up line is "Hey, nice tooth"
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the one on the left better watch her hands. Could be eaten

 

Oh how fun riddles can be....

 

The inside of my knee now looks like the inside of my lamborghini.

(yes, the car is still faster).
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I worked with Tiger Woods father for three months in the Army when Tiger was around 6 years old or so. He showed me pictures of Tiger and told me Tiger is going to be a pro golfer and he was right. I used to be friends with Darren Applebee when I was in the Army too. Applebee's restaurant is doing very good today.

 

'raw' cheese makes me puke almost instantly, but i love melted/toasted/whatever cheese.

mmm sub-dermal mandrel bends

 

I saw darth at the playground yesterday. I would have stopped by and said hello, but he was preoccupied.
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my sleep schedule is screwed up right now. Insomnia + days off.... hmmmm.

 

LOL! This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while!

 

LOL. I see he's constructed a new swing set....His skills are now complete.

Dane

 

I'm NOT leaving my swingman!!!!
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I've never read a Harry Potter book

 

I feel the need....the need for swing!!!!

 

I spoiled the newest book for this kid at the weightlifting program I go to, that kid has given me dirty looks for 2 days now....geeze.

P.S. I dont read those books, I saw some video where this guy walks up to a book store and spoiles it by telling them the big "event" in the book. Everyone was waiting in line at like midnight to get the book th...it was damn funny. Some little kid wails out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU *****!!! YOU *****!!!!!!.


I will definetly have to get a link to that.

 

im eating candy from a pez despenser . Ill have to ruin the ending for the next book.

 

Random Fact: I bump old threads when bored.

 

My entire back is tattooed!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

1) i was born 6 months after my parents got married

2) when broadband cable internet first came out in my city, i set up a cluster of machines and i sent a huge denial of service attack against a friend of mine. knocked out service in town for about 30 minutes.

3) my best memory of high school was buying airguns with my buddy during our spare block. unbeknownst to us about 15 police cruisers were searching for us, another high school was placed in "code red" alert, a radio news bulletin warned of two armed and dangerous suspects driving a pontiac firebird, police were staking out our school.. all this because some guy in an RV saw the airguns but told police they were real and we were going to shoot up a school

4) the yearbook comment i wrote for my friend in the above story nearly had him arrested

5) in the last two years of owning my honda i've received about 10 tickets, 2 warnings, involved in a high speed chase, had my license taken away on the spot once, gone through 2 license suspensions, had my car towed once. i've paid more for driving infractions than i did for the car.

6) i have never been arrested. this may not seem like a big thing, but consider all the above...

 

I watched all 3 Lord of the Rings in one day. It was the extended version too. lol

 

I'm extremely proud to be german.

 

Random fact: I crashed my dad's 97 point 308 when I was 7... Try and beat that... no no I'm just kidding I'm sure some one can.