You must have a small Pnis

ONLY YOU!!!

 

You could respond with this quote from a famous American, Major Kong:

"I been to one World Fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stoopidist thang I ever heard."

 

"Only at 90% lightspeed."

Today, depressingly few people understand that.

I suppose, if one were in a chatty mood, one could fluff it up a bit:

"It might seem so, from relativistic effect -- that's how fast this car is."

Why, yes, I am a nerd.

 

"That's not what the Nurses said."

 

Well, yes, but that means it wont hurt as much when I stick it up your a$$


(haven't had to use it yet)

 

That's awesome... Keep me posted if you ever DO use it...

 

Isnt that a quote from Sam Kinison??

 

$5 to look, $10 to watch... (A quote from Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights).
BT

 

Sure is honey, wanna floss wih it?

 

"From the little acorn grows the mighty oak."

 

Isn't that a quote from Adrew "Dice" Clay?

How about this comeback: "Yes, but it was much longer before the shark attack on my last treasure dive!" ?

 

The day I realized that doesn't matter was about 20 years ago on the set of one of my movies. There was a hot young actress that everyone was trying to bed.
One day in front of craft services a Grip was explaning life to a Best Boy.

"I have a small d*ck but that doesn't matter. I always eat P**** for at least 45 minutes before I climb on. None of them complain about the size of my d*ck."

The hot young actress happened to be standing behind them waiting for a Bacon and egger. I looked at her and she looked at me with a "Boys are so dumb" look.

Guess who she went home with...

 

I am hung like a field mouse.....


... 2 inches from the ground!


from our fav redkneck - The Cable Guy

-A

 

"I can be anything you want me to be, as long as I can help you feel like the woman you are."

 

"Definitely can't compare to your balls."

 

"It used to be a lot bigger until that time your mom sneezed."

 

I think I would just laugh and agree or something. I mean, if they think they have you rattled, they do.

If you just laugh it off and agree, they will think you probably DON'T have a small one. The guys that get pissed are showing insecurity and NEED to "defend themselves" probably DO have a small cock. I could care less about some turd finding a reason as to why I have a nice car and he doesn't. Heck, I have buried every inch of what the Lord gave me into a lot of hot chicks in my time. So life has been good.

If anything, one time, a guy in my gym said to me as I walked by the "juice bar" and said, "Midlife crisis??" as I was walking by him right after walking in the place. I don't even break stride (or even change expression) and say, "Nope, small cock." and keep walking. It was priceless!!!

It was even better that he was a fat old guy that hadn't probably SEEN his cock-while-pissing since his early 20s, and I didn't even stop for him. Not to mention I am in my 20s still and in VERY good shape. So his "midlife crisis" comment?? Who knows?? Who cares??

 

Damn! How could you tell?

 

And VENUS.....she wants to go to penis.................
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Look them in the eye, and then after a brief pause, (in a not wanting to admit it/hurt voice) ......................................."so".

LOL

It usually gets a good laugh.

 

I never took my car to the office and retired 1 1/2 yrs after I got it...that's where the penis jokes would have happened...but then again, who would make a penis joke about a 4HL 330?

 

I would not give him/her the satisfaction of any response..

Shadowman

 

Ive had this a couple times, and my response was

"not really, it just looks small next to my really big wallet"

 

Q - You got a small ***** or what?

A - I wish... fed up of dragging this damn thing round all day.



or...

HAH... only you cares.

 

"You must have a small brain."

Sorry, every single girl that got turned on by my car(s), turned me off.