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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by WILLIAM H, Sep 5, 2005.

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  1. Robin

    Robin F1 Rookie

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    Yeeeup. Driving throught the intersection on Constitution and 20th in DC... late teen/early 20's kid with his parents, family, etc yelled out "you have a small dick".. I was pretty much shocked that people actually SAY stuff like that. Anytime a thread on exotic cars pops up on one of the forums for a 'lesser' auto, someone has to type it. It's much weirder when someone actually comes right out and says it for real though. People really are that stupid and jealous I guess...

    -R
     
    Robin, Sep 6, 2005
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  2. jvbjr

    jvbjr Formula Junior BANNED

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    Or you could say, "thanks, I didn't know my fly was down".

    Or if you wish to be crude, you can say to a woman, "yeah so, wanna rub clits together, I'm not bi I'm just feeling experimental".
     
    jvbjr, Sep 6, 2005
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  3. isellpower

    isellpower Formula Junior

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    It's like getting hit with a frying pan.
     
    isellpower, Sep 6, 2005
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  4. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    How about:

    Feel again.
    or:
    I only have 5 inches, but some girls like it that thick.
    or:
    Good thing you have a small mouth.
     
    jimpo1, Sep 6, 2005
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  5. Bill Sawyer

    Bill Sawyer Formula 3

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    If it were a woman I'd reply:

    "You don't."
     
    Bill Sawyer, Sep 6, 2005
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  6. Dcup

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    more like a portabella mushroom.
     
    Dcup, Sep 6, 2005
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  7. dpospres

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    Just remind them.....you can always "buy" bigger body parts, but you can't buy a bigger brain!
     
    dpospres, Sep 6, 2005
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  8. zsnnf

    zsnnf Formula 3

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    "That's not what your Mom said!"
     
    zsnnf, Sep 6, 2005
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  9. Erich

    Erich Formula 3

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    It pleases me just fine.
     
    Erich, Sep 6, 2005
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  10. 87-Countach

    87-Countach Karting

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    How would you know? Did I F*ck you when you used to be a hooker?
     
    87-Countach, Sep 6, 2005
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  11. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

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    The guy that told her he just wanted to cuddle...................(tongue in cheek..........er)
     
    Spasso, Sep 6, 2005
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  12. WARDHOG

    WARDHOG Formula Junior

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    It's more than a mouth full! That'll shut them up. (pun intended);)
     
    WARDHOG, Sep 6, 2005
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  13. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    "Yes, but its really cute & its looking for a new home " :)
     
    WILLIAM H, Sep 6, 2005
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  14. holminator

    holminator Formula 3 BANNED

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    If your Schwanz isn't small, there's no need to reply. :) Just smile. :)

    Signed,
    CAPT Obvious
     
    holminator, Sep 6, 2005
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  15. tpower22

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    "If we go by your theory that awesome cars and massive fortunes equate to small d*cks then your cock must be of gargantuan, might I even say of biblical proportions."
     
    tpower22, Sep 6, 2005
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  16. Miura Jota

    Miura Jota F1 Rookie

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    ... ask your sister
     
    Miura Jota, Sep 6, 2005
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  17. jvbjr

    jvbjr Formula Junior BANNED

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    He maybe small, but he'll cover your entire face honey, I call him geyser!
     
    jvbjr, Sep 6, 2005
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  18. staatsof

    staatsof Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I will once I rip yours off.
     
    staatsof, Sep 7, 2005
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  19. branko

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    ROTFLMHO
     
    branko, Sep 7, 2005
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  20. bostonmini

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    "ask ur 6 year old daughter."
     
    bostonmini, Sep 7, 2005
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  21. MDshore348

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    yeah it was kinda average- so years ago i concentrated my efforts into becoming successful and rich , and now thanks to my wealth, i can get anything i want. women, cars, pleasure ...oh by the way. nice honda.
     
    MDshore348, Sep 7, 2005
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  22. 2000YELLOW360

    2000YELLOW360 F1 World Champ

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    Had it happen once. My response: "why are you so angry? Jealous about the car? Life treated you badly? We usually get what we earn." Woman walked away very, very pissed off.

    Art
     
    2000YELLOW360, Sep 7, 2005
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  23. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL

    "Thats not what your girlfriend said" :)
     
    WILLIAM H, Sep 7, 2005
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  24. Kelsa

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    reply:

    "Shoosh! People have useless and small pnises like you shouldn't ask questions like this!"

    "Please girl, just because I put a bear bottle inside your hole last night, doesn't mean my pnis is small OK?!"
     
    Kelsa, Sep 7, 2005
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  25. staatsof

    staatsof Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Uhhhh, I think I'd delete the second one. I will if you will?
     
    staatsof, Sep 7, 2005
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