I found out why you cannot answer my question about the tootsie pop darth! Even God himself could not answer it! Me: I want you to tell me how many licks it will take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? God: That is a very Zen-like question. Why do you want me to tell you how many licks it will take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Me: Because it is a question that has plagued me (no pun intended) since I was 5 years old God: Good reason. Try asking again in simpler terms. Me: How many licks from a human tongue will it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? God: That is a very Zen-like question. Me: screw this, if you are gonna keep saying something is so Zen like, then I might have as well gone to iBudda God: That is not very polite.
HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I! One of the greatest movies ever. "Occupation?" "Senator." "So you are a bull**** artist. Have you bull****ted in the past month? Have you bull****ted in the past week?"
I won't say for a few reasons. First of all, you asked me why I brought it up in the first place. You are smart enough to know that I didn't bring it up to you at all. You got the news from the grapevine. Beyond that, Darth, I don't jump on a limb for the sake of breaking that limb off. And I won't...not this limb at least (or the lack thereof, in supposition). I already told you the rule for the outing. **** all, everyone knows the RULE.
