Amazing Vin Diesel Facts

I once heard that vin diesel rode an avalanche down the side of a mountain like a horse while drinking a jug of vodka.

Vin Diesel had no mother- In the beginging their was Vin- and forever shall it be - amen.

 

Vin Diesel has formulated a cure for Downs Symdrome, but has chosen not to share his discovery because, "Those mongoloid mother****ers make me laugh."

Vin Diesel discovered the Question to Life, the Universe and Everything one morning while sitting in the bathtub, but elected not to reveal it so as not to ruin the suspense for Douglas Adams fans.


Avagadro's Number was first thought of by Vin Diesel as an easier way of expressing his rage. The SI Unit for this is kL/rage ^-1.


Vin Diesel wrote the guitar riff for smells like teen spirit but gave it to Kurt Cobain as a gift because he "felt bad for the little guy."

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.