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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    i saw that coming and tried to word my sentence differently and i STILL walked right into it...
     
    134282, Sep 21, 2005
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  2. lotustt

    lotustt Formula 3

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    why do you have so much time on your hands?
     
    lotustt, Sep 21, 2005
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  3. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I just think that 35 is a REALLY odd number!
     
    PeterS, Sep 21, 2005
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  4. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    My wife is in the watch business. ;)
     
    darth550, Sep 21, 2005
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  5. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Where are all the great F-chatters gone??
     
    Fan512bbi, Sep 21, 2005
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  6. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    Sfumato, Sep 21, 2005
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  7. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    CMY, Sep 21, 2005
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  8. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Dear Darth:

    Why is it not legal in the US for Mrs. Doe to name her son or daughter John or Jane?
     
    PeterS, Sep 21, 2005
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  9. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I found out why you cannot answer my question about the tootsie pop darth! Even God himself could not answer it!
    Me:
    I want you to tell me how many licks it will take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
    God:
    That is a very Zen-like question. Why do you want me to tell you how many licks it will take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
    Me:
    Because it is a question that has plagued me (no pun intended) since I was 5 years old
    God:
    Good reason. Try asking again in simpler terms.
    Me:
    How many licks from a human tongue will it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
    God:
    That is a very Zen-like question.
    Me:
    screw this, if you are gonna keep saying something is so Zen like, then I might have as well gone to iBudda
    God:
    That is not very polite.
     
    ^@#&, Sep 21, 2005
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  10. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Did Darth take the day off? There are a few unanswered questions here!
     
    PeterS, Sep 21, 2005
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  11. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Non PC Heaven!
     
    darth550, Sep 21, 2005
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  12. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Oh deer!
     
    darth550, Sep 21, 2005
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  13. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

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    ::must resist urge to sing Sound of Music::
     
    coolestkidever, Sep 21, 2005
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  14. Mike360

    Mike360 F1 Rookie

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    Postage Whorius Maximus - the Roman king yelled!!!
     
    Mike360, Sep 21, 2005
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  15. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    PeterS, Sep 21, 2005
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  16. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Gladiator! :D
     
    darth550, Sep 21, 2005
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  17. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    Sfumato, Sep 21, 2005
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  18. ^@#&

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    HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I! One of the greatest movies ever.

    "Occupation?"
    "Senator."
    "So you are a bull**** artist. Have you bull****ted in the past month? Have you bull****ted in the past week?"
     
    ^@#&, Sep 21, 2005
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  19. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

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    Darth, is it safe to keep buying gucci products? Or should I swtich to g-unit?
     
    Blackbird4life, Sep 21, 2005
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  20. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    PeterS, Sep 21, 2005
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  21. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed Silver Subscribed

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    I won't say for a few reasons. First of all, you asked me why I brought it up in the first place. You are smart enough to know that I didn't bring it up to you at all. You got the news from the grapevine. Beyond that, Darth, I don't jump on a limb for the sake of breaking that limb off.

    And I won't...not this limb at least (or the lack thereof, in supposition).

    I already told you the rule for the outing. **** all, everyone knows the RULE.
     
    Etcetera, Sep 22, 2005
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  22. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Darth

    What will the price of gas be this Sunday morning?
     
    PeterS, Sep 22, 2005
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  23. Enzo

    Enzo F1 Rookie

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    Dear Darth,

    Why does Matt get banned so often?
     
    Enzo, Sep 22, 2005
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  24. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    As high as they can get it!
     
    darth550, Sep 22, 2005
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  25. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Jeb Bush has fixed all the moderators. :D:D:D:D:D
     
    darth550, Sep 22, 2005
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