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  1. WARDHOG

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    #1 WARDHOG, Sep 23, 2005
    Today at work a couple of co-workers and I were shooting the feces and I told a story about this girl I know. This girl said she likes the smell of some mens under arms and she also said that other girls like the smell too. Well, this guy at work said he likes to smell womens funky arseholes and likes it when his wife doesn't shower for a few days. He said, "it arouses him" smelling the funk and that are millions of men like him. My other co-works just about gagged when he said this. He claims this is normal behavior and I disagree. What do you think? I think he's sick.
     
  2. amslb182

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    #2 amslb182, Sep 23, 2005
    Ya he's definately a sicko. Thats some funny **** though, literally.
     
  3. RacerX_GTO

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    #3 RacerX_GTO, Sep 23, 2005
    I prefer "girlie girl" scented girls wearing Bath and Body Works or Victoria Secret, but errrr...uhhhh... I'm not too sure of the funky smelling girl situation.

    I will say this, the Discovery Channel hosted a show a while back about scents and according to the experts and their tests, mens under arm odor is an attractant to women who ready to conduct mating excercises, to them it smells sweet and they are lured to the smell. We're all a bunch of animals, go figure.
     
  4. Dcup

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    #4 Dcup, Sep 23, 2005
    hey man, i like the smell of my own farts but thats it !! a womans skanky ass ?? no frigin way!!! thats just down right gross !!!!
     
  5. Gilles27

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    #5 Gilles27, Sep 24, 2005
    "Okay now, a show of hands that the guy's a freak? It's unanimous."
     
  6. SRT Mike

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    #6 SRT Mike, Sep 24, 2005
    Its true women (many of them) like the smell of a mans underarms so long as you're not a sweating mess that hasnt showered in 3 days... as for the other stuff, nah, women need to be clean and fresh as a summer morning before I am interested in getting near 'dat.
     
  7. racerx3317

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    #7 racerx3317, Sep 24, 2005
    That's sooooo wrong, not to mention nasty. I feel like showering again. Yuck
     
  8. b-mak

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    #8 b-mak, Sep 24, 2005
    Freak!
     
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  10. Perfusion

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    #10 Perfusion, Sep 24, 2005
    Do I see nipple?
     
  11. darth550

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    #11 darth550, Sep 24, 2005
    I have a friend who's majorly turned on by beer breath!
     
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    #12 134282, Sep 24, 2005
    Yeah, but dude - that's a DUDE...!!!
     
  13. Alex_V

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    #13 Alex_V, Sep 24, 2005
    Im not sure whats weirder, what you just said or the fact that you have open conversations with other people about things like that ;)
     
  14. UroTrash

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    #14 UroTrash, Sep 24, 2005
    Of course it's true.

    Olfactory stimulation is interpreted very directly by the brain and does not require the processing that auditory or visual stimuli require.

    Those odors that were mentioned would certainly be stimuli to the sex partner, at least in a basic, physiological way although modern man likely would have telencephalic over-rides in many cases.
     
  15. WARDHOG

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    #15 WARDHOG, Sep 25, 2005
    We just have a really crude group where I work. He has views about women a little cruder than your average gentleman.
     
  16. ryalex

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    #16 ryalex, Sep 25, 2005
    Not *too* long ago, people couldn't and/or didn't bathe daily. Several hundred years ago even in Europe bathing wasn't a regular thing (IIRC it was even seen as unhealthy). People must have had some wild body odors. Heck, modern Europe reveals some funky body odors - just stand in a queue of German tourists...
     
  17. gbrown37

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    #17 gbrown37, Sep 25, 2005
    thats nuckin futs
     
  18. venusone

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    #18 venusone, Sep 25, 2005
    Warthog. Can you say it, feel it, love it, eat it?
     
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    #19 Fan512bbi, Sep 25, 2005
    Man that is so sick, an American only thing i hope.
     
  20. WARDHOG

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    #20 WARDHOG, Sep 25, 2005
    No, can't smell it either.;)
     
  21. stevep

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    #21 stevep, Sep 25, 2005




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  22. Dcup

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    #22 Dcup, Sep 25, 2005
    kiss me
     
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