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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    I believe I can can hang with y'all for a while!
     
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    Rewind 45 seconds....

    "WHISKY!!!! ALL YOU WANT!"
     
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    HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I don't know how often I say that phrase a day. ESPECIALLY to my cousin when he was living in Philly.

    That and, "this watch is so hot, its smoking!". My friends and I just about fall out when that guy is counting the money and he looks up, then proceeds to count more:D

    A friend of mine was a waitor at one of the Brennan's restuarants in N.O.

    If you know of the Brennan family, then you know they run a tight shift. So before they opened up for an evening of dining the entire staff was called to a meeting in the kitchen. Apparently the head honcho was being really serious about something and mentioned that a mistake had cost a waitor $50 because of something stupid.

    Well my friend immediatey, without even thinking or hesitating, just blurted out" FIFTY BUCKS!..." in the same way that guy says it in the movie.

    Everyone stops, looks at my friend, and give him the "WTF are you doing or talking about" staredown.

    Well, everyone but one! Another waitor just about fell over with laughter because he knew EXACTLY what my friend was talking about! So this other guy's laughter took the attention off of my friend and got the laughing guy in trouble for not taking the head honcho's words seriously enough!

    :D
     
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    "How much for the gun?"

    Cue music!
    (jingle bells jingle bells...!)
     
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    This is a Rouchefoucauld. The finest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!
     
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    You gotta receipt?
     
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    It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad!
     
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    This thread got so much better than I could have expected, lol


    Zeta Chi! Zeta Chi my friend! 'neath the elms we sing our song, we're brothers til, the, end....(fast forward)......Constance Frye, Constance Frye! Anytime you call! Constance will fullfill your needs, Winter, Spring or Fallllllllll"



    "What does Mumsy's party have to do with those stupid old crop reports?!??"

    fast forward....

    "Will you be needing anything else this evening sir?"
    "I think I have everything...I want!"
     
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    UH huh...and she stepped on the ball.....uh hu hu hu
     
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    :D

    Deep voiced ho!
     
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    "We are commodities brokers, William. Now, what are commodities? Commodities are agricultural products, like coffee that you had for breakfast, wheat, which is used to make bread, pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon and lettuce and tomato sandwich."

    ***looks at camera***

    Everytime I hear anyone say the acronym B.L.T. I always find myself saying aloud, "as in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich."

    I know, its sad :)
     
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    Oh my god I don't believe it!
     
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    So you guys are a couple of bookies!
     
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    Hmm, I can't believe I have gone this long in this thread without mentioning another line that I say almost everyday. And it is very similiar to the 'fifty bucks' line.

    Can you guess it?
     
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    You mean someone toooooold you to do this to me?
     
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    I (heart) to suck 50" titties.
     
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    Guess again!
     
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    From TP?
     
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    Ahhhh, ONE DOLLAR!
     
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    I can't believe I've located two people sicker than myself. ;)

    C.
     
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    Do you really think I would have a ...........................


    Uhhhhhh On second thought, you wouldn't say THAT every day!! :D:D
     
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    Hey, back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!
     
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    Like, oh sure...HE went to Harvard!
     
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