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Lets see.... A Von Von Hagen Von Vagenschleeber Vagenschleeben Von Hagar Van Helsing Van Halen Von licken ..........The list can continue for quite some time.
"YEAH, BUT I'M THE BEST" "HOW ABOUT I COME DOWN THERE I AND I START WORK TOMMOROW" "YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE DOWN THERE THAT CAN WORK LIKE ME, I'LL WORK CIRCLES AROUND YOU, I'LL WRAP YOU F*ING HEAD IN WITH A RATCHET"
I think my fav of all time was "The Egyptian Magician".... "Then maybe for extra bonus, I choke some of you...faculty staff" "yeah, you choke the staff.....whatever"
MY 2 FAVS WERE SOL ROSENBERG GETTING DIRECTIONS TO HIS EYE DR FRANK RIZZOS DOG WAS STUCK IN A PIANO, THUUS CALLING A GAY PIANO TUNER JUGGY GALES AT THE BRUEL BLDG, MY FAVORITE
"You gotta help me out here Eric, I don't sh*t about this tuning" "You want to get your dog that is snapping,barking, and biting you out of the piano?.....What kind of dog is it?" "A rottweiler" "A rottweiler!?,...uh...I don't think so" That was a good one....too....or the one where he talks about popping wheelie in the 18 wheeler.... "I'm good, I don't break no merchandise"
Bruce, don't forget the "snake charmer" ROTFLMAO for sure... Oh' yeah, and the one with the "farva beans" Jerky Boys are funny as hell
Depends on who your friends are, I suppose... e-mot (friends going back to HS and beyond call each other by our names, backwards) The Great One (after being mistaken for Gretzky & signing autographs on separate occasions {one for a grand-nephew of Tricky Dick Nixon} in front of different coworkers in different fields/settings [in each case, I/we were in streetwear]) Mr. 900 (wore a bright red Mr. 900 bowling shirt to a bowling/billiard b-day party - haven't lived 'til you've had a makeshift chorale singing "Mister 900" while trying to sink a shot in corner pocket... and side pocket... and corner pocket... Valley friends still call me that)
Other then being called a**hole i get called koot, stud, sexy, hot, blue eyes, buff, The Guy That Throws Awsome Party's. haha Last weekend I had an awsome party for homecoming, now everyone is asking "When are you having another party!?"
