What do you do? How do you afford a Ferrari?

Late night get rich scheme on TV...You hock alot of worthless crap and somehow you make money doing it....Tom Bosley does the infomercials, they have some of the most useless crap I have ever seen in my life.

 

I came up with a new one today also: "I make porn"

 

No one has ever said that before.

 

great to see this topic generated quite some feedback.

i'm going to try to send a msg by reciprocating the question, but in an excessively polite manner.

" i'll be happy to answer sir but may i first ask you, if you don't mind the intrusion on your privacy- what do you do for a living"

however if any kids involved i'll ans directly.

 

Hmm...

Here's an answer:

"Why?"

Albeit, semi-rude.

 

http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?p=135283070&posted=1#post135283070



Antony

 

another one from the vault, the first one i remember seeing: http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13841

we should have a thread which over time indexes all of these threads, they're usually the funniest

 

It depends on how they ask. If they ask politely out of curiosity and give me the option not to answer, I'll usually tell them. But if it's the first or second sentence that comes out of their mouth I reply with something extremely sarcastic. "I mow lawns" "I invented duct tape", etc.

 

this is a question that probably everyone of us "less fortunate" (poor) guys have been wondering for a while now. How in the hell do you guys afford these cars? After going to CC a bunch of times, and seeing some of the threads about a new car that someone just got, I am blown away. Don't get me wrong all of you have great taste in cars, but what I would like to know is what are some of your "titles" or "job descriptions" or what companies do you own? Someone help me out here lol

 

Pizza keeps me rolling in the dough.......

 

Sewage. Brown gold!

 

when did you change jobs? did the insecticide company finally agree to stop testing on humans?

 

dude he is seriously good. You order a pizza from him from anywhere in cali, you get it within 5 minutes. It's amazing

 

for real? what pizza? my dad owns 15ish Dominos stores here in southern california and when people ask me how my dad affords a Gallardo and i tell them pizza they laugh

 

I own four goat herding farms in Cambodia. Occasionally I get out there myself.

 

I'm a dental floss tycoon from Montana.

 

Hey Justine,

What is the country of Cambodia has to do with this? Kind of offended a bit since I am a proud Cambodian myself and yes I do own 3 Ferraris right now.
I hope we don't pick on any countries!!

 

Inventor of the Super Taco here.

 

I tip cows for fun and profit.

 

I'm the guy in the chicken suit. I just work very efficiently.

 

Man of Leisure.

 

I found-ed "EVIL CORP"!

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=evil+corp&sp=1&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&SpellState=n-216683079_q-QNbt0QdqTQXClJL4FiUIMAABAA%40%40

 

Ha ha ... the only serious answer here is PIZZA! Funny!

 

Here's a second serious answer:

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