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  1. Dcup

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    #26 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    and in your a$$
     
  2. FarmerDave

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    #27 FarmerDave, Nov 2, 2005
    Johnny,


    How can I make sure I get what I want from Santa Claus this Christmas?
     
  3. Dcup

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    #28 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    well little davey, when santa comes down the chimney, drop your pants to your ankles and bend over the sink and let santa and rudolph ass rape you . i guarantee snata will be generous to ya.....
     
  4. Mike360

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    #29 Mike360, Nov 2, 2005
    Help him film his next beastiality movie with Rudolph.
     
  5. Goose

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    #30 Goose, Nov 2, 2005
    When are we gonna make those chia pets?
     
  6. FarmerDave

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    #31 FarmerDave, Nov 2, 2005
    No, I meant,

    what ELSE can I do...
     
  7. Manny

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    #32 Manny, Nov 2, 2005
    I really hate my job... What should I do?
     
  8. Dcup

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    #33 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    santa does like the ol blumpkin ..........
     
  9. Mike360

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    #34 Mike360, Nov 2, 2005
    Hold hands while we both jump off that high rise.......
     
  10. Dcup

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    #35 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    do what farmer dave does, works under the table and collects welfare.......
     
  11. Dcup

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    #36 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
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    the only response i have to your question is- if your into chia pets , ----
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  12. Manny

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    #37 Manny, Nov 2, 2005
    Would I be able to afford my Ferrari then?
     
  13. Dcup

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    #38 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    make sure you have 50 kids with some scumbag hoe. the gov pays pretty well for a bunch of crack addicted bastids....
     
  14. FarmerDave

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    #39 FarmerDave, Nov 2, 2005
    It's not as easy as it looks
     
  15. Manny

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    #40 Manny, Nov 2, 2005
    or as glamorous :)
     
  16. Mike360

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    #41 Mike360, Nov 2, 2005
    If i was learning "Post Whoring 101", id present this thread as a case study. :)
     
  17. Dcup

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    #42 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    STFU and ask your damn question already ....... LOL LOL LOL
     
  18. PassionIsFerrari

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    #43 PassionIsFerrari, Nov 2, 2005
    Dear Johnny,

    My neighbor's dog keeps pooping in my yard. I would yell at her but her and all her bi-sexual friends are so and really nice too. What should I do?
     
  19. ^@#&

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    #44 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    hmm my questions:
    1. When will I get laid?

    2. When will I get a ride in my first ferrari?

    3. why is the sky blue?

    4. What if god was one of us?
     
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    #45 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    come on!! i would have told you this answer!! sneak into their rooms at night and start a huge orgy. dont forget the lube
     
  21. Dcup

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    #46 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    call me asap !!!!!! i will confront these hoes in person.......
     
  22. Dcup

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    #47 Dcup, Nov 2, 2005
    1. when you meet the perfect fellow
    2. when you hook me up with your mom
    3. who gives a sh^t
    4. he would look like me..
     
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    #48 ^@#&, Nov 2, 2005
    1. no
    2. you would meet my dad's rifle first, subsequently you would meet my dad at the same time
    3. hippies care
    4. is that so?
     
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    #49 Mike360, Nov 2, 2005
    See what happens when you leave your ass open for a verbal raping.....
     
  25. PassionIsFerrari

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    #50 PassionIsFerrari, Nov 2, 2005
    Thanks Johnny, your the best....I'm too scared to confront them because of the wild rash of syphillis that is going around in their house.
     
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