http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_seat_lawsuit Sorry by my ass has never touched a public restroom toilet seat, you gotta learn to hoover baby.
Hover, my man, hover. Ask any helicopter pilot. AFAIK, Hoover is a vacuum cleaner. They suck, so I'd be leary of hoovering over the toilet seat in a pubic restroom.
Not really a nice situation if he didn't glue himself, but you are right. I don't think his lawsuit has much merrit. "They left me in there to rot" is what he's quoted as saying. He acts like he was closed in the bathroom glued to the seat over a long weekend. IT WAS FIFTEEN MINUTES! Sounds like he started rotting long before he got stuck to the seat!
Now the guy in Boulder, CO. is sueing Home Depot. Damn, I could of named my glue 'Three Million Dollar Super Glue!