Drink of choice

Does Thunderbird count as a fortified wine?

 

merlot [yellow tail ]

 

Absinthe- it's not just for breakfast anymore.

 

Margarita, wine, beer. In that order. When I drink them out of order, I have waaaaay too much tequila and weird **** happens.

 

Remember The Mike Douglas Show?

He'd start off most interviews with:

"So... do you drink?"

or

"So... do you smoke?"

either of which was followed by:

"How about smoking? Do you smoke/Are you (much of) a smoker?"

or

"Do you drink (very often)?"

In either case, celebs would answer:

"Only socially."



Impure, adulterated water.

Mineral Waters of the World - there are so many to choose from.

1/2 Lemonade/Ice Tea

Coca-Cola (keep Pepsi far, far away from me) or Store Brand Grape Soda

Guinness from a Keg or if bottled, another brand of Dark Beer, such as Negra Modelo.

Hard to go wrong with a Chardonnay or a Cote du Rhone.

I can nurse a dram of Scotch.

Easy to please, aye?

Not entirely.
Where I am most difficult to please is coffee.

Gentlemen:

Great Value 100% Arabica Premium Ground Coffee in brick form from Wal-Mart blows the rest of coffee competition away - that it's cheaper is very much beside the point, as it would taste just as much better than Brand X even if it were triple/quadruple the price. In fact, as a single item purchase (buying it, and nothing else, whatsoever), it's probably the product most worth driving, parking, seeking, waiting, exiting Wal-Mart for.

 

Arizona green tea w/ ginseng & honey.
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Cant go wrong with a Guinness.

 

you forgot Red Bull etc.

Nothing like starting your night with a few hits of liquid speed.

 

Hmm... looking for button for recycled cat piss...

 

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Forgive me.