Does Thunderbird count as a fortified wine?
Margarita, wine, beer. In that order. When I drink them out of order, I have waaaaay too much tequila and weird **** happens.
Remember The Mike Douglas Show? He'd start off most interviews with: "So... do you drink?" or "So... do you smoke?" either of which was followed by: "How about smoking? Do you smoke/Are you (much of) a smoker?" or "Do you drink (very often)?" In either case, celebs would answer: "Only socially." Impure, adulterated water. Mineral Waters of the World - there are so many to choose from. 1/2 Lemonade/Ice Tea Coca-Cola (keep Pepsi far, far away from me) or Store Brand Grape Soda Guinness from a Keg or if bottled, another brand of Dark Beer, such as Negra Modelo. Hard to go wrong with a Chardonnay or a Cote du Rhone. I can nurse a dram of Scotch. Easy to please, aye? Not entirely. Where I am most difficult to please is coffee. Gentlemen: Great Value 100% Arabica Premium Ground Coffee in brick form from Wal-Mart blows the rest of coffee competition away - that it's cheaper is very much beside the point, as it would taste just as much better than Brand X even if it were triple/quadruple the price. In fact, as a single item purchase (buying it, and nothing else, whatsoever), it's probably the product most worth driving, parking, seeking, waiting, exiting Wal-Mart for.
