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Cat trades in 1 and 1/2 lives.

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by DrStranglove, Nov 7, 2005.

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  1. DrStranglove

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    #1 DrStranglove, Nov 7, 2005
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  2. Jerrari

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    #2 Jerrari, Nov 7, 2005
    I hope the little bastard was de-clawed.
     
  3. BigTex

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    #3 BigTex, Nov 7, 2005
    Yea, I don't mind them sitting....it's when they get up and you see the "stretching my claws" marks........ruined a boat trim job once, that wasn't even 24 hours old!

    He went into the 'Speedy308 Relocation Program for Wayward Kitties'......LOL!
     
  4. carlrose

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    #4 carlrose, Nov 7, 2005
    I don't even bother asking them "How many kitties do you think get to sit on top of a Ferrari?" any more (sigh)....

    :) Carl

    (and Little Black Kitty, Itty-Bitty Orange Kitty, and Silky Kitty...yes, those are their names)

    PS: Mine also seem to love the "hammock" made when the (Non-F-car) convertible tops are down.
     
  5. Horsefly

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    #5 Horsefly, Nov 7, 2005
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    High speed lead therapy.

    (Isn't this the same cat? And isn't he a repeat offender? Otherwise, how could I have this pic in my archives?)
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  6. Kitty Fishsticks

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    #6 Kitty Fishsticks, Nov 7, 2005
    YOU are on My List now.

    kf
     
  7. DrStranglove

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    #7 DrStranglove, Nov 7, 2005


    Yep, same cat. He has a few lives left. Well, maybe one....
     
  8. Horsefly

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    #8 Horsefly, Nov 7, 2005
    That's what you get when you walk around without your kevlar palmello helmet on your noggin!
     
  9. branko

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    #9 branko, Nov 7, 2005
    We have 2 cats just like that. That is why I always use a car cover.
     
  10. J. Salmon

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    #10 J. Salmon, Nov 7, 2005
    Ditto.
     
  11. Vlad328

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    #11 Vlad328, Nov 7, 2005
    I'm sorry, I just can't resist the obvious.

    See, the Ferrari DOES attract the *****.
     
  12. ernie

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    #12 ernie, Nov 7, 2005
    Wait till he sprays your car to mark his territory. Cat piss REEKS!!! Any remaining lives will be used up in one fail swoop.
     
  13. LZeitgeist

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    #13 LZeitgeist, Nov 7, 2005
    OMG!!! The subject line of this was just TOOOOO f'ing funny... :D

    Hopefully the car didn't receive any feline 'customizations'...?

    Oh, wait, you said it only lost 1-1/2 lives, not 'the rest of them'... that answers my question. :)
     
  14. wax

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    #14 wax, Nov 7, 2005
    Only 1.5 lives?
     
  15. Spasso

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    #15 Spasso, Nov 7, 2005
    Stretch cat out into spread eagle position. Insert cat into freezer.

    Go skeet shooting tomorrow.

    Absolutely NO MERCY when it comes to cats on my cars! Even my beaters.
     
  16. Erich

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    #16 Erich, Nov 7, 2005
    I gotta know. How long is a kitty half life?

    Erich
    inquiring minds and all that.
     
  17. ArtS

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  18. Boxer12

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    #18 Boxer12, Nov 7, 2005
    I'm with you Horsefly...right between the eyes...LOL
     
  19. riverflyer

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    #19 riverflyer, Nov 7, 2005
    My question, if this is your solution, that by the time my car cools enought to put cover on, the cat will have warmed themselved at various spots closer and closer to the engine. HOw do you deal with that?
     
  20. sparky p-51

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    #21 Spasso, Nov 7, 2005
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  22. quartermaster

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    #22 quartermaster, Nov 8, 2005
    Not too often I laugh as hard as when I saw the picture of the cat carrier.
    THAT was funny!
     
  23. BigAl

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    #23 BigAl, Nov 8, 2005
    yeah, you beat me to the punch line....
     
  24. DrStranglove

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    #24 DrStranglove, Nov 8, 2005

    Well, I got the broom, almost used the damn 6 iron!, and swatted the cat into next week. (1 life) Then after it landed, I huncked the broom at it, just barley hitting it in the tail as it high stepped it into the next county. (1/2 lives)

    I have a can of paint here. Next time we will see how it likes being blue for a week or so.
     
  25. BigAl

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    #25 BigAl, Nov 8, 2005
    I used to have probs with cats on my car until I threw water balloons at them...problem stopped.
     
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