...but a beach towel "crap"...OK...how about tacky?
Matter of taste and you can't argue about that. Judging by the number of towels that are sold (also to fellow Fchatters), a LOT of Ferrari fans would be "tacky" which I don't think is the case.
(shrugging shoulders) OK...I give up!!! Put me down for a couple of his/hers limited edition F430 beach towels, and a dozen Rossi thongs (medium).
Hehehehe ;-) Funny detail about the Rossi thongs was that most of them were sold directly to ladies (so not boyfriends / husbands ordering them for them) and the best selling size was Small... lucky b'stard that Rossi...
At 116 years old, I suspect that everyone around would be slightly terrified of the ancient patriarch. I think that Ferrari as a company would be a very marginalized builder because Enzo would not have spent company resources to develop all the new technologies in the road cars.