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THANKS JOHN!

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  1. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    Prior to his recent 360 purchase, I made a trip out to FoBH to check out another Modena for our esteemed member, John Lamour.

    Today I get home to find an oddly shaped package in my mail.. the return address said New Jersey, so I thought about throwing it out for safety reasons but against my better judgment I opened it anyways..

    I'm glad I did! Not only was there a nice hand-written letter but also cash and a porno (once I scrape off the crusty bits I'm sure it'll play fine). With the extra dough I think I'll buy Gwen that anal-bead set she's had her eye on!

    So thank you.. you girly-writing, porn-loving FerrariChat bastard! :) ;) :D
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  2. Ryan S.

    Ryan S. Two Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    damn, that looks like a good movie...give us a run down on it tomorrow after you watch it...
     
  3. Dcup

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    LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy the video, I DID !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. M512

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    LMAO! Great Job!
     
  5. ^@#&

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    john ill be expecting mine in the mail soon....
     
  6. ylshih

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    it even came in a plain brown envelope...
     
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    He has such feminine penmanship.
     
  8. TestShoot

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    ahhh the lost art of letter writing.
     
  9. Dcup

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    catholic school penmenship, they beat it into me .......
     
  10. CMY

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    A ruler across the knuckles is a pretty effective learning tool!
     
  11. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    John, I think we all have an idea of how often your beatings occur, ;)

    j/k! Nice 'job' you spunky bastard!
     
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    wow John the handwriting is perfect where you a woman in your past life? ;) John is truely a class act!
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  13. Dcup

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    yeah today, but tomorrow i will be that troll a hole again.
     
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    WTF....You can WRITE?????
     
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    I do believe Im still a member of this club...
     
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    After careful review, it is my conclusion that john did NOT write that letter. The letters are too perfect. For the amount of times you have jacked, you would have a crimpted hand....unless you are truly talented with both hands.
    Inquiring minds want to know ?
     
  18. Dcup

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    silly boy, i write right handed, and jack off left handed............
     
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    The grammer is too good, I call BS! ;)
     
  21. Dcup

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    hey when i want to be a scholar i can do it .......
     
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    Ok...I gotta know, is this whole thread a prank or true? Its seems a little odd that CMY would post this....but it is you John ;)
     
  23. Dcup

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    very true thread ..............
     
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    Have you ever tired your left hand? It's like a whole differenet person!
     
  25. CMY

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    I prefer "The Stranger" personally. ;)
     

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