I got OWNED!!!

half of it, yeah.

Like you said, keep it simple:

Layout a pair of your worst (read whatever you want) undies smoothed out inside her pillow cover. It may take a little while for her to realize whats up.

Results vary depending on B.O.

 

are you nuts !!!!!!! she was passed out and you give us these sh^tty pics !!!???? i expect you to rip her shirt off and post those titty pics !!!!!
now get to work .......

 

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I keep those in my personal collection..

one with the caption "two for tea"

She got me back good for that one...

 

Eat it!!

 

Is that another of your sick pranks?

 

Is she expecting?

 

I try to leave feces out of it, kinda ruins the mood!!

 

I can see that but by all means next time she is taking her bubble bath go and take a wizz on her much better.


Sicko

 

After a night of boozing? No. Boy you got a good eye.

 

I see into your future...
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Haha!

I like how you put in stretch marks!

 

Sami - I'm tolerant. I really am.

But, there's a problem here.

There's a picture you've consciously chosen to display to one and all on computer monitors around the world in places public and private, which, for some reason, was a response to a rather innocuous remark made by another F-Chatter.

Whether real or imagined, leave feces out of this site, too.

I'm arbitrarily awarding a ban of 2 days - 1 for each turd on the run.

Don't take it out on her.

In fact, you need help.

 

now are you gonna start to sing dead kennedys now?

 

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Those look like chocolate covered bananas. ?? Seriously, that doesn't look like feces.

 

Wow. I have seen worse stuff posted by the 'good old boys' that doesn't see any moderator comment, let alone bannings. Perhaps a simple edit of the title to NWS would have been in order. As is done for most everyone else who posts stupid crap in the off topic area.

 

**** happens.

Flies are opportunists of decay.

NWS has it's place on F-Chat - that ain't it.

Nobody'd mentioned the word "feces" prior to that moment.

Attention whore (only thing missing on original pics is a 540i.com) or not, real or imagined fecal matter or not, intent was the same by the time post #30 rolled around.

Another mod will perhaps delete "NWS" pic and/or reverse judgement call.

 

I completely agree.

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm

 

LOL... either that's good-looking poo or sloppy chocolate bananas...

 

Chocolate bananas for sure, let it go....

PeterS....5" heels?? barely even 3", but agreed; something about ankle-straps that just do it for F-boys! (I'll overlook the gimme inch-joke).

The obvious prank would have been to mess with her and post the pic on f-chat.

Personally, I wouldn't mess with her at all...I'd just count every day lucky that I'd have such a hot girlfriend!!!!!!! Did you really want prank advice or where you just showin' her off?

 

Lol, OWNED indeed.

This already reminds me of Jimmy's swirl-mark thread.

 

Pitchforks and torches, oh my.

Sorry, fellas, but chocolate-covered bananas weren't mentioned while he was referencing "feces." One may be imagined, but the other is definitely real. Intent is the same. I would not wish it upon you.

However, if it was allanlambo receiving a hot, steaming pile, well, I'm all for that. If you should ever meet allan, tell him I said "Hi" with farts with something an ancestor of mine invented - Morse Code:
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That said, it's nothing personal against the temporarily banned user, in fact, that reminds me, I should point something else out:

The user who was intended recipient of "offending" post did not contact me, so please, do not harass him.

Any other moderator is welcome to unban, of course.

 

Nice sofa, dude.