Big Texas Rattler

Oh whacking day, oh whacking day,

our hallowed snakes skull-cracking day,

we'll break their backs, gouge out their eyes,

their evil hearts, we'll pulverize,

oh whacking day, oh whacking day,

may God bestow his grace on thee.

 

i've had some turtle-heads that resembled the end of a snake...

 

Yep, whacking day all the way. Best eatin' in the south next to our fried chicken.

 

Dude, you have to pour gasoline in the turtle den & light it to flush out the rattlers.

 

dunno if you're into astronomy but uranus won't like that