Funniest Movie Sceens

Well it isnt funny it just cool.

When slim pickins is rideing the bomb out of the B-52....

 

cheech and chong, - chong driving and cheech does a nosefull of what he thought was candy [ nose ] realizes its laudary soap, and then washes it down with chongs pregnant sisters pee, and then proceeds to blow everything out on the windshield. i laugh my a$$ off thinking about that seen...

 

From Animal Crackers

Capt Spalding (Groucho Marx) and Sr. Reveille (Chico Marx)

1. discussing the cost of the musicians
2. at the piano
3. discussing house plans


I have to call 911 everytime I see this movie.

 

The funniest scene that never fails ruducing me to tears...

Steve martin and micheal cane in dirty rotten scoundrels. The part where micheal cane whacks steve martin on his legs with the stick so hard that tears start rolling down steve martins face from the pain! He trys to stay quiet as to not give away that hes really not a paraplegic! Oh dear I cant stop laughing..

 

I love the scene in Spaceballs where Colonel Sanders and Dark Helmet are trying to capture Princess Vespa. D.H. orders his gunner to "fire a warning shot across her nose." The gunner almost blows are space craft apart. D.H. starts yelling and the hilarity ensues.

Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Officer: "I did sir. He's my cousin."
Dark Helmet: "Who's that?"
Colonel Sanders: "He's an assh0le sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that! What's his name?"
Colonel Sanders: "That is his name sir. Assh0le. Major Assh0le!"
Dark Helmet: "And what about him?"
Colonel Sanders: "He's an assh0le too sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Assh0le."
Dark Helmet: "How many assh0les do we have on this ship?"

(Almost everyone in the room raises their hands)

Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assh0les!! (lowers his face mask) "Keep firing, assh0les!"

 

Steve Martin & John Candy in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" pretty much had me LMAO through the whole move. Especially the scenes in the motel w the underwear, etc. Good ending too.

 

the 7minute ab discussion (when he picked up the transient) in "there is something about mary"

 

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

King Arthur explains how he became king to the peasants.

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?

I laugh everytime I think of this scene.

 

How about in Weekend at Bernie's when they take the boat out and bernie falls out and stats hitting the bouy's!! I love that scene and movie
Erik

 

omigod that is SO FARKING FUNNY! they're int he boat and there's these DONGS in the background... i've got it on dvd i gotta watch it again...

 

The dinnertable scene in The Nutty Professor.

The dream sequence in Dumb and Dumber.

The boardroom scene in Liar Liar!

The bleeder scene in There's Something about Mary.

 

ditto that one... despite far too many whats-his-name-scenes without an ace ventura reference....

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The restaurant sequence where Lloyd is fighting the waiters and chef is definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!

 

Ruprecht at the dinner table!

 

The Caddy Shack scene where Chevy Chase is "playing through" Bill Murray's humble abode. The whole movie is hilarious, but that scene tops it.

Also, Airplane pretty much start to finish.

What do you make of this?
Well, I can make a hat, a broach, a teradactyl...
Funny ****.

John

 

AIRPLANE! is the funniest movie of all time !!!!!

The 2 black guys that speak jive (several times in the movie)!!

"It was at that moment, that I discovered I had a drinking problem." (As he spills a glass of gatorade on himself). Ted Striker.

Doc Rumac "I am serious and don't call me shirley.".

 

Spinal Tap is full of good stuff obviously. Anyone have the DVD? If you turn on the editor's comments, they do them in character, so it actually becomes a whole new movie. Check it out.

 

Agreed. That has got to be one of the all time funniest scenes.
The scene with the French at the castle was pretty good as well.

And essentially any scene from "Life of Brian" and "Big Lebowski."

 

no, this was a different one, i forget which movie is which movie with these guys.

 

How about:

"Does your dog bite?"

or:

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

or:

"I can help you with that hump." "What hump?"

 

Austin Powers, all three.

 

Greatness!

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