Funniest Movie Sceens

Ruprecht scenes.

Blazing Saddles Eating the beans and running into the toll booth. Both great.

All Caddyshack Rodney scenes and the Chevy Chase/Bill Murray scene, "Gotta few things on order, you know, credit trouble."

The Jerk renting the "storage room apartment" for a postcard when he's famous.

Chris Elliott asking Brett Favre why he's in Miami in Something About Mary. "Im in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass!"

Matt Dillion's teeth Something about Mary. Especially when he's paying his tab in the go go joint, "Keep it comin, choppers!" "I work with retards!" So wrong, but so funny!

Young Frankenstein with Gene Hackman (blind man). That whole scene is classic.

Raising Arizona: All prison scenes, movie intro and all scenes with Jon Goodman--Especially the bank robbery scene. "Well which is it, sonny boy? If we drop to the floor we cant rightly freeze! And if we freeze we cant drop to the floor." "I told you not to use our real names (pause) unless we're using our code names. Ohh Yea!! Yea!! You hear that everyone?? We're using Code Names!!"


"FRANKS AND BEANS"

Airplane and Naked Gun series. All of them.

Dr Strangelove war room; "Men! You cant fight in here! This is the War Room!!"

Wedding Singer Steve Buscemi scene and the Boy George guy in the band. "YOU SU-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!!!!!"

Old School scene Will Ferrell and Sean William Scott (Stiffler) when Frank "the Tank" shoots himself in the neck with the tranq gun. First time I saw that my stomach hurt so hard from laughing. The slow speed voices. Haha

Old School when the fat kid throws the cinder block off the roof and it goes thru the man hole.

"BLUE!!!!!!! YOU'RE MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Starsky and Hutch when they question Brande Roedrick (sp)


Enough for now.. I know you're laughing!

 

"You will get nothing and you will like it"
i love that one

 

For some reason i found "Kung Pao - Enter the Fist" hysterical. First time i saw it i was watching with my finger on the channel button the whole time but couldn't change it. As far as sheer confusion for two hours, "Kung Fu Hustle" did it for me. I can't say it was really even funny, it was like dropping acid and trying to take a physics class, i just didn't get it.

 

Used Cars. When they interrupted the presidential address.

What's this??????? $24,000 for a Mercedes convertible?????

THAT'S TOO FUUCCKKING HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"hey guys wanna go to chochkies?"
"its a little early peter"
"i think im gonna lose it"
"sounds like somebody has the case of the mondays"

[later on]

"lawrence, if you're having a bad day at work, have you ever heard someone say it sounds like you have a 'case of the mondays' "
"no. **** no. i reckon you'd get your a$$ kicked for saying something like that"

 

Thats was Bustin' Loose (1981) and correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Gene Wilder was in that one.

 

Used Cars is a classic the never gets enough praise. I love that damn dog. That scene where it acts like the family of four ran over it on a test drive, just to guilt trip them into buying the car...wondeful. And the of course the end where Jack Warden's body is propped up in the Edsel as it races past...too funny.

 

I agree Alan. But what I find just plain awesome is that the director told Slim that he was to play the movie in a serious role. Throughout all of filming, Slim's goofy behavior is actually being acted out in a film he thought was a drama not a black comedy and to which he was giving his best as a serious actor. Plus where George C. Scott falls over a trash can or chair in the war room was not planned, yet Kubrick thought it was funny and more like the character so did not edit or retake the shot.

I think these are listed as triva bits on imdb.com and are also in some commentary on a DVD I saw.

RocketBoy

Edit: Can't believe I let this one slip my mind. There was a spoof of a horror flick called Jack Frost, ( not the family movie, ) back in the late 90s. If anyone has seen it I still can not get over Shannon Elizabeth's film debut and the "Snowman"s statement that: "Christmas came early."

 

Life of Brian - "What have the Romans done for us?"
Friday the 13th The 'Final' Chapter (IV) - "Hey, where's the corkscrew?"

 

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Haha, all i could do was yell "About to be in your neck!"

 

alot of great scenes mentioned in this thread. to add one of my favorites, from Super Troopers.

[Having pulled over a speeding driver.]
Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
[They go up to the car.]
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[The man gives him his license.]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: [laughing] Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[Foster stares at him.]
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[The man laughs.]
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]
Foster: Meow!