Lets hear your pick up strategies

that is deffinatley the winner !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

 

Don't steal my technique! LMAO!!!
I use the "soap trick". I just pretend to drop my wallet or watch or anything noisy and reasonably important, and the first girl who's nice enough to pick it up for me ... well ... "giggidi-giggidi-doo". A shame they call the cops after that. If guys pick it up, I switch to a "Chuck Norris" and roudhouse kick their head off.

 

That's too bad. A strong, rising dong is critical for economic stimulation.

 

Lift with your legs, not with your back.

Avoid this. And this.
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William,

You don't need pick-up lines. You have that wardrobe!

 

You mean the SARI with the fringe on top?

 

Just start talking to them, hi I'm so and so, avoid all the stupid b.s. It's pretty easy to carry on a normal bar conversation with a girl right off the bat if you just jump in. where you from, what do you like to do for fun, stupid stuff, etc. Conversations started with one liners tend to burn out from my experience.

The best one I pulled in the past month is (on Halloween)... I'm talking to this girl, we're having a few drinks, it's going pretty well, it turns out she's at the bar with her two friends. What a coincidence, I'm there with two friends as well, good numbers. So I look over and her one friend is dressed kind of wild to put it nicely, so I look her friend in the eyes and with a straight face say "I bet you a drink you wont hook up with my friend who's over at the bar." Needless to say, she walked right up to him, grabbed his shirt, and manned up without thinking twice. All 6 of us had fun that night, just got more and more out of control.

There's like a billion chicks, talk to all of them, and keep em on their toes.

 

Not to many things make me laugh out loud...... thanks......

 

Indeed there is, and I was heavily involved with it a few years ago. People actually used to pay me to out and teach them this stuff in the field, a la Hitch.

I just boiled it down to the best PU method for me, there are a million others.. but stay away from that nutcase Mystery.

 

Hey , wanna go back to my place and listen to some music naked ?

 

I get most of mine from Rodney Dangerfield. I go to college bars and ask the girls what their major is:

"Poetry? Great! How would you like to come back to my place and help me straighten out my Longfellow?"

 

Great thread William!

I'm not into picking up women like you guys, but I do remember some pointers:

1) Make eye contact, and keep it. If you don't you'll look like you aren't in her league.

2) Don't buy drinks, and even refuse to do it when asked. This shows you're not her slave.

3) Ask "So what's your story?" type questions.

4) Always look like you could walk away at any time. Don't act or look desperate in any way. The more you look like you could leave, the better.

5) Don't be "deep and introspective". Nobody has time for that. Up front and straight. Not too charming.

6) Smile! But careful not to look too eager. I think I did that once by mistake and it bit me.

7) Have an answer ready to "what you do to have fun".

8) Don't talk about money or possessions.

9) Don't apologize. I don't mean never ever, but keep your dignity, and hold yourself back from bending over backwards.

Well I almost made it to 10.

My question is: If you can pull this off for a while, what happens after a few dates when the "real you" comes out and is different from this facade you've created? Doesn't the real you eventually come out?

Wes

 

Funny topic and seeing some of the answers. Good ones BTW !

From my experience, always hit on the best looking girls and work your way down. You would be suprised at how the best looking girls starve the attention, and never get called on. They get (CAT CALLS), all kinds of pick up lines.

A very good friend of mine, (we did date back when)said it to me best. As long as your not to eager, and nice, not arrogant. You have a great shot.Next would be not to make small talk or talk about stupid things with filler(politcs, or there favorite SEX). That is there numer 1 turnoff, talking sex to early.

The rest be yourself, if the initial physical attraction is there, the rest will work out on its own, as long as you dont act like a knob.
my .2cents.

 

Fun thread. Now here is a question: How do you deal with the topic of expensive cars (and other flashy lifestyle choices) without appearing to be shallow or arrogant? I find this to be my biggest obstacle when dating. Tinkering with and racing my cars is by far my biggest hobby and is the source of most of my good friendships. So it is an unavoidable subject. Granted, if you really do race, then it will seem less like an ego trip and more like a genuine avocation. But still, one needs a fair amount of diplomacy to say, "Yeah, I'm really into racing...um...cars....um...my Porsches...um...yeah, I have a Porsche...well...actually I have two...um...but it's no big deal. All of my friends have two or three Porsches also....oh damn, this isn't coming out right...so did you say you were a hair stylist? Tell me about that."

 

Used to ask them to do the alphabet backwards, and if they could, rejected them. This was many years ago, though.

Art

 

William's joke about the being an underwear model and not bringing up the cars is A+ stuff in my book.

Come up with a nickname for your cars- the jalopy, the rust bucket, the slutmobile etc. Just don't talk about cars longer than two brief sentences and only when asked. I don't care if it's the center of your life, it's going to come off as 1) boring and 2) slightly pretentious (brand names).

Keep her talking and let her mind fill in the blanks about you. She's going to assume you're interesting and well-rounded unless you open your mouth and prove her otherwise!

 

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen you post! Actually, it might be the only funny thing.

 

Hi, wan't to ****?


hey, you got a 100% chance of striking out if you don't ask.

 

When I see a fine female of the other persuasion, I always use one of these time-tested lines:

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. Nice *****. What time does it open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body. Would you like one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. Are you a bird watcher? If you were, you'd know that I'm a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher.
8. Do you want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me.
9. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside of Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
10. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a Braille nametag.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. You might not be the best looking chick in here but beauty is only a light switch away.
13. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even farther for that little thing you do with your tongue.
15. If it's true that we are what eat, then I could be you by morning.
16. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
18. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
19. Hi! I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
20. My name is John. Remember that? You’ll be screaming it later.
21. My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
22. My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
23. I know milk does a body good but…DAMN! How much have you been drinking?
24. Do you want to come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? You don't like pizza?
25. Do you sleep on your stomach? No??? Can I?
26. Do you wash your dreams in Windex, because I can see myself in them.

 

Tom,

I had so many comments to your first post... Nice quick recovery - saved you a ton of "comments"..

I am still laughing

That is one of the funniest post I have read all year BTW. Thanks

Rich

 

I love this one.

So William? Is it time to give us our marks?

 

Ok how about this one:

Hey, does this rag smell like cholorform to you?