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  1. RussianM3_dude

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    #51 RussianM3_dude, Nov 24, 2005
    Twirling a BMW key on my finger and flashing a wad of cash at her pimp usually does the job. Never was turned down once.
     
  2. darth550

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    #52 darth550, Nov 24, 2005
    It is SOOOOO obvious.

    All you have to do is say "Hello" and lick your own eyebrows!
     
  3. DGS

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    #53 DGS, Nov 24, 2005
    "Drama? Which restaurant will you be waitressing at?"
     
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    #54 TexasF355F1, Nov 24, 2005
    The funniest thing I ever heard was my dad's friend would just introduce himself and ask them if they wanted to take a shower with him. My dad said he always found a taker.
     
  5. WILLIAM H

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    #55 WILLIAM H, Nov 25, 2005

    I bow to CMY's greater knowledge of the esoteric Jedi pick up skills :)
     
  6. WILLIAM H

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    #56 WILLIAM H, Nov 25, 2005
    All good stuff,

    RE this, I assume you mean you are getting her to explain herself, justify herself & prove to you that she is worthy ;)

    I like to ask chicks if they cook, what their best dish is, asking if they are psycho, know how to sew, iron etc then tell them you are subtracting points everytime they say No :)
     
  7. WILLIAM H

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    #57 WILLIAM H, Nov 25, 2005
    Yes that 1, Thats a Nuclear weapon in the dating game, Women lose it over that jacket, they come up to me to ask me about it, then I reel them in ;)

    Thats the trick, just have something interesting about your clothes that draws womens attention. I have a friend who says he used to get groped by women when he wore a feather Boa :) LOL

    I have another friend who has chicks by the dozen & he wears a goofy green cordurouy hat
     
  8. wax

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    #58 wax, Nov 25, 2005
    "Get in the van."
     
  9. WILLIAM H

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    #59 WILLIAM H, Nov 25, 2005
    I'm always tring new ones, I tend to go for a seasonal approach like

    Hey, what are you wearing for Halloween ?

    What are you cooking for Thanksgiving or XMas

    What are your New Years resolutions

    These are all good as you get a peak into your preys psyche :)
     
  10. Testacojones

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    #60 Testacojones, Nov 25, 2005
    Like I told a young friend of mine:

    I just go around telling to women I find sexy that "I eat pu-ssy". He was shocked and then told me "Oh man I bet that you were bit-ch slap a lot in your life". So I told him the honest truth, "Yes, I did get slap in the face a lot, but I also did a lot of eating"
     
  11. WILLIAM H

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    #61 WILLIAM H, Nov 25, 2005
    Basic Rules

    DOnt talk about your stuff, cars, $ etc

    Dont buy them stuff like drinks, jewelry, etc

    Dont do stuff for them

    Dont give them advice, tell them to go talk to their girlfriends

    If its obvious she isnt interested dont be her puppy dog, Eject ASAP

    If shes super hot tell her she has some fuzz on her clothes & pretend to pick it off :) tease her about something like "Didnt big hair go out in the 80's ?"
     
  12. ferrari_kid

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    #62 ferrari_kid, Nov 25, 2005
    things i've noticed:
    -you can pretty much say anything you want it's just how you go about saying it.
    -chicks dig the "as_hole", but don't forget, an as_hole without game is just a straight as_hole
    -confidense is everything (somewhat related to "being an as_hole")
    -a friend of mine has developed the theory of "G.U.E." (Go Ugly Early), it's a good way to warm up the night and build confidense. besides, it's always easier to talk to someone you aren't really attracted to.
    -the hotter the girl, means the more you should ignore her. those are the kind of girls that you use the left field approach with and pretend you could care less about.

    if none of that works, slip some roofies in her drink and bullsh_t till they kick in. :)

    anyone read Tucker Max? now that guys funny, he has a little break down of the game for ya.

    but if we're out to use stupid pickup lines what about:
    "i may not be cute, but i'm the only one talking to you"
    "can i get a picture? i want to show santa exactly what i want for christmas"
    "your smile is the whitest I'll ever come across"
    "i may have a big phone, but a tiny penis" works when you have a big ole' PDA type phone, like my friends. that's when you prove them wrong...hopefully.
     
  13. F1Ace

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    #63 F1Ace, Nov 26, 2005
    No, not exactly.

    More along the lines of "so tell me about yourself".
     
  14. WILLIAM H

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    #64 WILLIAM H, Nov 26, 2005
    Ah, well modify your approach a little so its youre basically asking her to prove to you why you should spend more time w her. Its powerful stuff for chicks bcus they very rarely get asked to justify themselves to any1, especially hot chicks

    so ask her if she cooks, whats her best dish, does she iron, is she psycho,

    where did she go to college- just to make sure youre not dealing w GED girl here
     
  15. bruceski3

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    #65 bruceski3, Nov 26, 2005
    Just give a woman a topic to talk about, and occasionally stay in the convo so that she thinks you are listening. She will talk talk talk talk talk talk and talk until she just wants to go back to your place. :)
     
  16. WILLIAM H

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    #66 WILLIAM H, Nov 26, 2005
    Maybe but if you want to get straight to the matter there are some techniques to cut out a lot of BS & get her all worked up in a hurry :)
     
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    #67 F1Ace, Nov 26, 2005
    Ahhhh..I see you're point now. Very good.

    I also like your approach of mocking the stress of the situation by teasing her with the pretend fuzz and "careless" comments. Good stuff, thanks!
     
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    #68 Qksilver, Nov 26, 2005
    ALL YOU GUYS ARE TRASH. ARENT YOU EVER INTERESTED IN THE GIRL'S PERSONALITY? THERE ARE THINGS OTHER THAN SEX! WOMEN SHOULD BE RESPECTED! I THINK YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
     
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    #69 Qksilver, Nov 26, 2005
    ^^^^^ that one works sometimes. Some girls like nice guys ;) (just make sure they are w/in earshot of you)
     
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    I have resisted posting in this thread but i have finally given in..


    Hey you look legal...
     
  21. wax

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    #71 wax, Nov 26, 2005
    I think I speak for all of my colleagues here when I state:

    If wimmenfolk don't pass the Personality Test, I'm not buying/fixing/staying for;

    breakfast.
     
  22. ferrari_kid

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    #72 ferrari_kid, Nov 26, 2005
    :) yup
     
  23. Robin

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    #73 Robin, Nov 26, 2005
    My parents' neighbor is a whacky guy... He skims through the real estate listings (you know the ones with all the ridiculous headshots, as if the person's looks have something to do with how well they sell homes) anyway, he skims the real estate ads and finds a hot realtor chick, of which there are plenty. He then invites them out to talk about selling his house over a round of 9 holes or lunch at the country club. Of course he has no intention of selling his house, but they don't know that. It's worked for him a few times I think.

    -R
     
  24. DGS

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    #74 DGS, Nov 26, 2005
    "Where have all the neutrinos gone?"

    (It's an odd experience to be sitting in a dark corner of a club, with a cute young blonde curled up in your lap, discussing fusion physics and the solar neutrino problem ...) ("She's not exactly a rocket scientist" ;))

    (I don't recommend this as a general course.
    Most women only want you to pretend that they're smart -- they don't want you to expect them to manifest it.)
     
  25. FFOUR

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    #75 FFOUR, Nov 27, 2005
    "Hi, I'm a 23yo virgin......can you help me?"

    or a slight variation:

    "Hi, I'm a 23yo virgin and only have 2 months to live.....could you fulfill my final wish?"
     
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