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  1. UroTrash

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    #1 UroTrash, Nov 29, 2005
    I have noticed that more and more young women/teens are whitening their teeth to the point that they look like pieces of chalk. They are so white and fake looking that they are visually jarring.

    Not to sound elitist but it seems to be in the less affluent girls compared to the more privileged kids, according to my un-scientific parking lot survey at the local high school. (No, I'm not being a creep, I'm waiting to pick up my kids)

    What dentist would do that? It's like putting in 2 gallons Bolt-Ons! Shame on those guys!
     
  2. FarmerDave

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    #2 FarmerDave, Nov 29, 2005
    You bought a toothbrush lately? The neighboring shelves are filled with tooth whitening paste and gel. They could easily be doing it to themeselves, disregarding the warnings on the packages and overusing the products.
     
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    #3 darth550, Nov 29, 2005
    You mean like all those alcohol warnings on those Coors cans? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    #5 FarmerDave, Nov 29, 2005
    And on the Trojans!
     
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    #6 UroTrash, Nov 29, 2005

    Did you know they have serial numbers?
     
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    #8 FarmerDave, Nov 29, 2005
    Is there a secret society devoted to the tracking of those serial numbers?
     
  9. UroTrash

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    #9 UroTrash, Nov 29, 2005
    Umm...no.

    You just have to have more than 3 inches to discover this.

    actually, a lot number.
     
  10. SRT Mike

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    #10 SRT Mike, Nov 29, 2005
    My teeth are white as paper - which they should be after 2 laser whitenings and two rounds of beach gel. I like 'em that way!

    But then again, I am just poor white trash, so what do I know :)
     
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    #12 CMY, Nov 29, 2005
    Veneers, that's no pubic hair, and the one that's recessed is an implant that has since been fixed. ;)
     
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    #13 Dcup, Nov 29, 2005
    hah !!!!! veneers, see !!!! i can pick em out a mile away. you didnt see brushy the clown when you were a kid did ya ??
     
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    #14 Dcup, Nov 29, 2005
    i just had a dental implant done last month, wasnt bad at all, i thought it would have been alot more painful.
     
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    #15 FarmerDave, Nov 29, 2005
    huh huh... he said implant.
     
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    #17 CMY, Nov 29, 2005
    My Dad's side has some weird imbred gene thing going on where they're missing certain teeth-- I actually have two bridges up top, the veneers were done so that everything matched. On the bottom it's two implants but all my original teef otherwise. ;)

    Getting two implants done at once was a bit traumatizing since it makes it a little hard to eat, and every time they need to do something (like go back in and open it up twice in a year) it's pain multiplied.. it sucks.
     
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    #18 matteo, Nov 29, 2005
    pervert
     
  19. UroTrash

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    #19 UroTrash, Nov 29, 2005

    I notice your mouth is shut in your avatar.
     
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    #20 matteo, Nov 29, 2005
    I forgot to floss this morning.
     
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    #21 UroTrash, Nov 29, 2005
    Looks like you flossed your forehead.
     
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    #22 matteo, Nov 29, 2005
    With barbed wire :)
     
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    #23 SRT Mike, Nov 29, 2005
    Got a little squirrel and chitlens that would show if you smiled?
     
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    #24 matteo, Nov 29, 2005
    Don't knock squirrel. It tastes like chicken. If it was road kill squirrel, the gravel would kick it up a notch.
     
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    #25 SRT Mike, Nov 29, 2005
    As much as I want to laugh, I am sure someone on this board, somewhere, has tasted squirrel :)
     
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