IRREGARDLESS

I'm sorry to focus on semantics, however, that seems to be "The Best Page In The Universe" (which it might be!) rather than "the best website ever" so I'm still waiting for Carbon's response
[edit] oh crap, you linked to a different part of the page - I do now understand that the they are one in the same! That'll teach me to stop paying attention to a website after 2 pages![/edit]

 

The opportunity to get a hand job from a hot blonde while driving in a Countache.

 

Since when? They've been in use for the better part of several thousand years!

 

AVITAR.

 

Olny srmat poelpe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it denos't mtater in waht
oredr the ltetres in a wrod are, the olny iprnoatmt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

 

I like it!

 

"Irregardless" is by far my biggest peeve. "Should of" is right up there. How about "Truely"?

 

A Texas cowboy approaches a Harvard professor:


Texan: Excuse me, do you know where the library's at?
Harvard Professor: At Harvard, we do not end our sentences in prepositions.
Texan: Oh sorry, do you know where the library's at, a**hole?

 

"mine as well"

"I mine as well go mow the lawn since I have nothing else to do"

 

Thank you.

 

i know...! But since, well, LATELY, people have been taking them for granted...

 

Don't mention it.

John

 

TOMARROW
TOMMOROW

 

Darth is the most unique.

 

"can i ask you a question?"

 

Whenever people say that to me, i just say, "You just did."

LOL, then they say, "Ha, ha, can I ask you another...?"

Then i say - YOU JUST DID...!!! LOL...!

 

i cringed every time i scrolled by that thread...

 

Should have.

 

It is just part of a string of insults.

"You dumb ****suc**** peice of ****." < See?

 

a lot

 

That is also a Canadianism.

Just like Americans who tell me they want to go drive the Nuremburgring.

 

How about Shore I'll go.

Instead of "Sure I'll go"

 

My three:

People who say that things need to be "untracked" -- a word for some reason that is very popular among football announcers right now. ("The Giants offense needs to get untracked.")

"Classy" when used to describe people/places/things. ("She's just so classy.") It sends shudders down my spine.

And the now popular "modern day". I'm not quite sure why this bothers me, but it does.

 

That's the parking lot around the courthouse, no?