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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Steve R, Dec 2, 2005.

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  1. Dcup

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    #26 Dcup, Dec 3, 2005
    hes right steve, im married witha new baby girl, the love of my life , 2 nd are implants. wd40 and fire ????????? sounds like a beavis and butthead episode, i love that cartoon .......
     
  2. Dcup

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    #27 Dcup, Dec 3, 2005
    wrong, these chicks were driving ......... you obviously went home or a ride or something.ask erik.....
     
  3. bobafett

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    #28 bobafett, Dec 3, 2005
    but did he succeed?

    --Dan
     
  4. Dcup

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    #29 Dcup, Dec 3, 2005
    damn u dan......
     
  5. XR4Tim

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    #30 XR4Tim, Dec 3, 2005
    Screw popularity. I'm a virgin too, and I'm a bit older than Noah.
     
  6. Artherd

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    #31 Artherd, Dec 3, 2005
    I just got the DVD. Classic I tell you.

    So did the 13 year olds honk back?
     
  7. Ciao Bello 348

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    #32 Ciao Bello 348, Dec 3, 2005
    Im thinking the whole time.. My sister lives in LA. She has a fire place, used it MAYBE once or twice. She said most people buy those bags of wood at the food store. You have a log splitter! Thats gotta be a rare find in Sunny LA. Are woodburning fireplaces that active out there? I live in NJ where its already freezing and I run my fire place MAYBE once or twice a season. I still have 1/2 a cord in my yard from like 3 years ago.. Im so lazy.
     
  8. Ferrari0324

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    #33 Ferrari0324, Dec 3, 2005
    Yeah those girls were definitely not 13. And they were blonde and hot, what else do you need? Oh and obviously are turned on by guys with bigger than avg.... wallets. Only thing was the girl couldn't drive.
     
  9. PeterS

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    #34 PeterS, Dec 3, 2005
    You do know that if Momma Cass shared her sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they would both be alive today!
     
  10. Bryan

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    #35 Bryan, Dec 3, 2005
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    #36 ryalex, Dec 3, 2005
    Hello!?! That's why it would be scary! ZOMBIE CARPENTERS!
     
  12. Dino Martini

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    #37 Dino Martini, Dec 3, 2005
    This reminds me of something I saw on tv last night. It turns out there is a group of people who "get off" to the sound of someone sqiushing bugs.
     
  13. Steve R

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    #38 Steve R, Dec 3, 2005
    I can't recall where, but I saw that on tv/video.....a video of woman in nasty high heels squishing bugs, insects and even rodents!!! It's a sick world we live in.

    Noah: "they were only 13"....you say that like it's a bad thing???? ;)

    A log-splitter in L.A. yeah, admittedly we don't really see the cold numbers you guys back East expereince, but I had a lot of wood that needed to be split of paid to be thrown-out, and we have a little vacation home up in the mountains where fires are a nightly thing. So, a Harbor Freight Tools shopping spree and a few hundred bucks...and I'm a log-splittin' fool. :)

    Lamour, don't go shattering my image of you...you are the Hugh Hefner of F-chat, dammit!!!!

    And....if you ignore several hundred episodes of my endulging in sex...then I too am a virgin!!!!!!! :)
     
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