Ask Darth, Part II

What are your immediate thoughts when i say the name "Jennifer Connelly"?

 

Will any man?!?

 

To provoke questions such as this!

 

Dear Darth:

Will Venus post a picture of her in front of her 328 flipping me the bird?

Thanks,
Judge

 

now where on the internet will she find that!!???

 

Because Jack Kevorkian had a bad attorney!

 

If you rub it just right, you'll get flipped more than a bird!

 

Darth, will you use a condom next time? And some lube?

 

"I do."

 

Did it hurt?

 

you can't answer a question with a question!

 

There goes the neighborhood!

 

I can't?

 

ha mine wasn't a question

 

A lot.
Even Dan (bobafett) said it hurt, so it's not just me.

 

Dear Darth,
Will you ever post a picture of your 'real' self? Or, should we continue to speculate about your esteemed appearance?

 

Sure I can. Lemme find one.
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bet you can't guess which one he is

 

Come on Noah, don't be just like........
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Which one should I worship?
The allocated 'alter' space is small, so I hope it is not that heavyset guy on the right. Takes up too much space!

 

now the real question is, which one was photoshopped into the picture?

 

Darth,

Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use Lynyrd Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama song for their radio & TV ads?

 

Isn't being from Alabama bad enough?

 

Not really. I'd rather be there than NJ.