Stupidest reason for entering a country

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying! People are walking by my office wondering "what the f_ _k is wrong with him"

J

 

I go to Canada all the time for dinner...there and back in under an hour...and on occasion I have been known to frequent certain gentelmens establishments in Windsor. Ahh the joys of living in the suburbs of Detroit (the only place in the United States where you go south to get into Canada).

 

It's not so much the waiting as having to take a bus to get to any plane. You'd think they'd have enough gates, but no, it still feels like you're on the buses so long that you've got a connection in Nice and they're going to drive you there...

 

Driving from Munich to Zurich, we went through Austria because my friend knew of a good discount grocery store. I got a large box of generic Austrian Cinnamon Toast Crunch ("Zimt Chips") which was my primary sustenance for a week.

 

DIA is the sameway. Main terminal to Terminal C is about a 30 minute trip.

 

You mean those rumors about Alaska being uninhabited are true!


Damn!

 

No. We have to go East to get to Canadia.

 

Was in Austria at a friends, he said we should go to Germany. Drove to Lindau, walked around the village for 5 minutes then it started raining so we headed back to Austria.

Also went to Zurich (from Austria) just to go to a water park.

 

In college, a trip to Canada (Toronto) for fries with gravy.

 

I believe they call that Fries Poteen (sp) french fries with gravy and shredded cheese...served with a side of defibrulator paddles.

 

Inhabited by only the hardest of the hard core!! These people have to head east into Canada.

 

Also, LMAO!