Ketchup!
...it's a moral test of yourself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because when people are loyal to each other, that's very meaningful. So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, and jack off. And that's all you're gonna do. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the mother****er should be on brain detail. We're ****in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull. Image Unavailable, Please Login
F***, n*****, what did you do to his towel? ...I used the same f***in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad. Image Unavailable, Please Login
You know why they call it that? Uh, the metric system? Check out the big brains on Brett! Thas right, you'se a smart motha ****a! --Dan
Jules...If you give that nimrod $1500 I'll shoot him on principle myself! Image Unavailable, Please Login
Jules: We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?! Yolanda: Cool? Jules: Correct-a-mundo!
Samuel L. Jackson is a fabulous actor. I wish that in Star Wars they had added a little more "pulp fiction" to his character. When had palpatine cornered he should have said.. DOES YODA LOOK LIKE A b!TCH? When discussing Anakin Skywalker with Obi-Wan. Would you give a Sith Lord a foot massage? The list could go on.
Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit... and I wear a stud in my tongue. Image Unavailable, Please Login
