The only thing that will hurt will be your rib cage... From laughing so hard... Bruce used to call me at work when I lived in NY... I would have to leave the office after he hung up... I never got any work done...
German Studies Course Offerings: (motto: We have ways of making you take our courses) German Studies 101: How to get the French to Surrender. German Studies 200: The urge to invade Poland ("We were invited!") German Studies 322: Belgium: On the road to France German Studies 351: Twelve-syllable words. Geschwendigkeitsbegrenzung, Verantwortungszuständigkeiten, and Heizölrückstoßabdämpfung are your friends. German Studies 412: The German Sense of Humor (cancelled due to lack of subject matter) German Studies 555: Pointy helmets, monocles, and small moustaches German Studies 600: Advanced beer gut German Studies 666: How to enjoy operas that last three days German Studies 912: Two front wars and you. German Studies 999 (Doctoral Candidates only): Roads without speed limits