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  1. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Formula Junior

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    My friends still can't figure out why this always seems to work for me, but i usually strike up a conversation, get them laughing etc, and then ask them to buy me a drink.......yes I know, all the women on here are going to go crazy and say I'm not a gentelmen. But it definately works, I only had it backfire once (got a free drink from the bartender who was most amused at the attempt) . But hey, it works 99.9 percent of the time. Strangley enough, the bigger the group of girls, the better it seems to work.

    I never talk about money, car's, or houses... I prefer not to talk about my job period (mainly because as soon as they here details on it, they start thinking dollar signs)

    Be funny, yet definately don't be a pushover, the more of a challenge the better.
     
  2. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Quick question for you anyone who can answer it...

    Who is this ROBERT GREENE guy?
     
  3. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    ...and there doesn't seem to be a Clarence Beeks employed with the firm.
     
  4. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Merry Christmas sir! Huh? Uh, oh...yes, Merry Christmas.
     
  5. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

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    I once dated a chick who got off whenever I 'explained' something like that. Damn that was awesome. I'd be discussing electron orbitals and probability fields and quantum uncertainty, and suddenly she'd be making out with me.

     
  6. FFOUR

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    Heres another one:

    "Excuse me, my penis just died - would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"
     
  7. Manny

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    Introduce yourself and say: "I lick pussey like a dike and I throw a mean d*ck."
     
  8. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    my new ones is:

    "What did you ask Santa for ?
    Where you a good girl ?
    What did you do so good to deserve that ?
    Will you bake cookies for Santa ?
    then astound her w your knowledge of history by telling her where the myth of Santa & the relationship w the anicent Roman holiday etc
     
  9. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Depending on answer, follow up with following:
    "Oh, well then why don't you come over here and sit on Santa's lap?"
     
  10. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

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    ash the way you burned up the dance floor in alice i knew you were the 5hit
     
  11. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Funny thing happened yesterday. I am watching the markets when all of a sudden I get an instant message from a buddy at work. It says:

    "Hey, have you ever heard of a book called 'The Game' ???"

    :D
     
  12. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL, great book, 1 of those books you need to re read over & over & keep for life
     
  13. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    Kinda funny.. with hearing this book come up in enough conversations & articles outside of the PU community, I wonder if everyone using the techniques will become transparent over time.

    I'm going to be a pioneer in the field of "PUA who acts like AFC". :)
     
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    I've been married 20 years so I haven't had a lot of use for p/u lines, but a friend of mine suggested this one.

    Hi, I own a Ferrari what's your name? Ok, so it's a little arrogant. Good thing I won't need to use it.
     
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    Sorry Ash, but they were just taking the piss ;). After you left they would have pissed themselves laughing :D :D

    Remember nothing girls like better than teasing us mere males ... heck I've got 3 sisters so I watched them do this.

    Anyway sounds like you're having fun anyway ;)
    Pete
     
  16. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I think its only the hardcore who really run w this.

    We have our own little pickup Squadron in Miami

    I think we'll call ourselves the Sea Wolves :)
     
  17. ralessi

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    I find it works nicely if a girl is interested in you a bit (e.g. is talking to you without much scorn) to subtly diss her.

    With the way women's minds work, even something as simple as, "you go to the gym often, right?" will get them thinking that maybe you are hinting that they are fat, so they will work a bit harder to get your attention.

    You just want to make sure that you aren't too mean/obvious enough that they just get up and walk away!
     
  18. CMY

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    Just don't get matching logo'd jackets and we'll be ok. ;)
     
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    drunkenmaster16x1 Formula Junior

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    LMAO.
     
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    I just flash my wedding ring and a picture of my (apparently) cute kid.
     
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    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Maybe some nice MEMBERS ONLY jackets w a large patch on the back that says MIAMI SEAWOLVES PICK UP SQUADRON

    Nothing too crazy LOL
     
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    DUDE...........................................................
     
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    CMY F1 World Champ

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    Oh how the ladies will swoon..! :) :D
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    Lie down; I think I love you

    Give them my business card: President, International Association of Cunning Linguists
     

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