Normal Marriage & Getting Laid

I always thought there were three kinds of sex after you got married.

1) Honeymoon Sex for the first few months.. You do anything anytime anywhere
2) Scheduled Sex for the first 2 years.. You make plans and schedule your sexual activities
3) After that you move on to Hallway Sex.. You pass eachother in the hallway and say "F*** YOU"

-R

 

Guys almost always have to make the first move , unless she is trying to get pregnant , then she is all over you. Sex is the price that women pay for marriage , marriage is the price that men pay for sex.

 

You have to 'make time' for your spouse...after all, who's more important to you? After 12 years of marriage our sex life has gotten better and more frequent, not less. Hard work is fine, but money comes and goes and your wife should be your mate for life...don't show her your job is more important than her by not making quality time for intimacy... It is also important to keep yourself in good shape by a proper diet and excercise too...you can't hardly blame a women for not wanting to have sex as often when her husband has let himself go and has a big gut and flabby body...same applies to her as well...in fact, work out together as part of your quailty time together...there is nothing like a good sweaty workout to get the hormones pumping... A great marriage takes committment and hard work...not necessarily a lot of money...

 

Problem is that if she finds out that would be THE most expensive hamburger you ever had.

BTW. I am VERY happy with my marriage. Married for 5 years and just had a baby, it takes two to make it work though.

 

I think this is the best post of the thread. If you both stay active and keep in good shape, you'll always be attracted to one another.

 

My wife cruises the Forum so I have nothing to say about the subject....

 

What does she have to say about it??

 

What he means is if you dont have anything good to say dont say it at all

 

Word.

 

atleast somebody here didnt break my balls.....

 

Geeeezzzz you guys are bringing tears to my eyes....

How romantic !!

 

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