Favourite Quote?

a lot of WC's quotes i like too. i have so many favourite quotes tho

"i dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it"

 

I don't really have one because I've never sat down and thought about it really or searched for one. Some great quotes that come to mind:

"You, Quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?" (guess the movie)

"Live the Fourth" (anybody else been on Kairos?)

"She's going to be playing some Atari tonight!"
"It's funny because Atari was played with a joystick!"
(my college dis-orientation nickname is Atari)

 

" The lashings will cease when moral improves."

Sir Frances Drake

 

A few Good Men, Col. Jessup;

"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way."

 

I understand where he is coming from....or do I MISunderstand?????

 

"Everyone has a right to their own opinion...but not their own facts"
"I feel sorry for people that don't drink...the way they feel in the morning is as good as they will feel all day" Frank Sinatra
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" Benjamin Franklin.

 

"To finish first you first must finish"
--Enzo Ferrari

 

"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing."

- Wernher von Braun

 

I have a few off the top of my head:
"What we've got is failure to communicate." – Cool Hand Luke
“Go ahead, make my day.” –Dirty Harry
"I'll be back." - The Terminator
“Life is short. Play hard.” -Nike

http://www.classicmovies.org/soundcoolhand.htm

 

"I started with nothing, and still have most if it"

 

" Never mistake motion for action" Hemingway

 

"There's no such thing as right or wrong, only what the majority accepts at the time" -Me

"Go big, or go home."-A very wise man

The Jessop quote mentioned earlier.

"You're on notice" Colbert

For those Fountainhead fans out there: Roark's speech at the end of his Cordlant trial.

This is more of quote of the moment but found it hilarious:
"We do not negotiate with terrorists," spokesman Scott McClellan said. "We put them out of business."

 

'If you are not a liberal when you are young, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative when you are old, you have no brain.'
--Winston Churchill (my hero!)

 

Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it.

 

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" _ Thomas Jefferson

"It is better to debate an issue without settling it, than to settle an issue without debating it" - Joseph Joubert

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." - Karl Marx (popularly, but erroneously contracted to "Religion is the opiate of the masses").

"You can live in your car, but you can't race your house" - somebody on the Internet


"To err is human but to really f**k things up requires a computer."
-- Anonymous

"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot." - Anon, AFAIK

"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million
typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton

Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) has some fantastic quotes :

And some from Nietzsche, my fav. philosopher :

 

Sometimes we live no particular way, but our own.
- Jerry Garcia / Robert Hunter



Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- Dean Wormer (ANIMAL HOUSE)

 

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."


- Yogi Berra

 

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts, that hope always triumphs over experience, that laughter is the only cure for grief, and that love is stronger than death."
- Robert Fulgahm

 

"Act as if"

By Gentry Taggart Wilson:

http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134332701#post134332701

 

From Full Metal Jacket...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no ****. What do we have here, a ****ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better un**** yourself before I unscrew your head and **** down your neck!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any ****ing effort to get to the top of the ****ing obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Apocalypse Now:

Kilgore: Charlie don't surf!

 

"Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration ... which is why engineers often smell bad."

"Good - Cheap - Quick: Pick two."

 

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
-Robert Benchley

 

"Get off the sauce!" - Lord Wellington