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  1. ^@#&

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    #1 ^@#&, Feb 4, 2006
    Once a day I will post a daily saying that may or may not come useful in life. This isn't an advice thread like others. Here if you ask a question, I will not answer it because quite frankly I don't care...


    Todays advice: If you ever go to prison, stay away from the guy everyone calls Ripper
     
  2. MarkPDX

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    #2 MarkPDX, Feb 4, 2006
    Maybe you could put together a list of porn sites that will infect your computer.......
     
  3. ^@#&

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    #3 ^@#&, Feb 4, 2006
    what does this have to do with the thread topic?
     
  4. MarkPDX

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    #4 MarkPDX, Feb 4, 2006
    Try giving us some practical advice..... Only a few FChatters go to prison each year but probably half the board looks at porn. I doubt that you have been to prison but you do seem to have a little experience with the spyware nastiness so maybe you could tell us which sites to avoid :D
     
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    #5 GrigioGuy, Feb 4, 2006
    First plunder, then burn
     
  6. CMY

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    #6 CMY, Feb 4, 2006
    Life advice from an 18 year-old.. what's next, dating tips from Horsefly?
     
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    #7 BWS550, Feb 4, 2006

    CHRIS......JUST PISSED MY PANTS :)
     
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    #8 snj5, Feb 4, 2006
    I am dyin' laughing over here :)
     
  9. whart

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    #9 whart, Feb 4, 2006
    Never check anything ( in the sense of hatcheck, coatcheck, luggage check, etc.) and always wear a wetsuit.
     
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    #10 ^@#&, Feb 4, 2006
    well seeing as it is a new day, and I do not retain information for very long. Here is the daily advice. This one goes out to all of the plumbers...

    If you ever had to unclog the toilet at a house where a blind person lives, make sure to remember to take the plunger out of the toilet before you leave.
     
  11. vincent355

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    #11 vincent355, Feb 4, 2006

    Are you going to do this everynight at 12:0x east coast time?
     
  12. ^@#&

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    #12 ^@#&, Feb 4, 2006
    yes
     
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    #14 HUTCH91TR, Feb 5, 2006
    :) Thank you, Chris!!
     
  15. Dcup

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    #15 Dcup, Feb 5, 2006
    heres some advice for you noah------
    go F yaself ..................
     
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    #16 Dcup, Feb 5, 2006
    LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    #17 Dcup, Feb 5, 2006
    vince, please remind me daily at this exact time to stick a rusty aids infested hypadermic needle in my eye.
     
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    #18 jungathart, Feb 5, 2006
    Noah,
    I am already looking forward to tomorrow's advice. :)
     
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    #19 jimwalking, Feb 5, 2006
    No, I live with mommy, (non)Lambo Dan opens a driving school. LOL
     
  20. ^@#&

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    #20 ^@#&, Feb 5, 2006
    With a new day comes new advice.

    If a woman asks you if she looks fat, tell her yes because lying is a sin.
     
  21. darth550

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    #21 darth550, Feb 5, 2006
    He could do worse! ;)
     
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    #22 darth550, Feb 5, 2006
    Noah, Whether this is advice or not I dunno but here's something you should have remembered to do before you got into so much trouble with your mother...

    Turn up the stereo and lock the door!
     
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    #23 vincent355, Feb 6, 2006

    have you learned nothing?
     
  24. ^@#&

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    #24 ^@#&, Feb 6, 2006
    huh?
     
  25. vincent355

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    #25 vincent355, Feb 6, 2006
    You'll get it eventually...or maybe you wont!
     
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