Well I would certainly hope not.... Why would Vince be going to prison or hanging around with fat chicks?
I always thought it was: Her: "does this dress make me look fat?" you: "no, it's all the cr@p you eat that makes you look fat!"
Today's advice goes out to all of the jet setters... Contrary to popular belief, sitting next to a fat person on an airplane is a good thing. That way when you get tired, you can make a pillow out of one of their stomach folds instead of trying to get the attention of a flight attendant who will not even acknowledge you.
This is bad advice on thew way back from NY to LA last week, I was lucky, but my buddy sat next to a 400lb guy. He smelled bad, sweat just walking to the bathroom (which he did not fit in) and could only wear sweats because they are stretchy. Nasty
