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  1. ^@#&

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    at the moment I am leaning more towards no....
     
  2. Dcup

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    suck a dik
     
  3. vincent355

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    Just keep telling girls they're fat...you won't be leaning anymore
     
  4. ^@#&

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    oooh. woah, you take what i say seriously? I don't even take what i say seriously
     
  5. ^@#&

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    ummm no
     
  6. vincent355

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    I thought this was an advice thread, not a bullshiat thread
     
  7. ^@#&

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    ...it is advice....just not any you should take
     
  8. DrStranglove

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    Sounds like someone has a new "quote a day" calander.
     
  9. MarkPDX

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    Well I would certainly hope not.... Why would Vince be going to prison or hanging around with fat chicks?
     
  10. ^@#&

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    actually no. these are all from my own brain.
     
  11. DrStranglove

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    Thats a take on an old bad joke.
     
  12. ^@#&

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    oooh. i didnt know that
     
  13. darth550

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    Yeah, just give him another 22 years and maybe by then he'll get it!
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    ...eh....just passing through...., I was on my way to PontiacAztecChat.com.... :D
     
  15. waz356

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    I always thought it was:
    Her: "does this dress make me look fat?"
    you: "no, it's all the cr@p you eat that makes you look fat!" :D
     
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    Today's advice goes out to the curious people.

    Do not try to find out what cocaine smells like.
     
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    What are you on????????????????
     
  18. ^@#&

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    the computer...
     
  19. MarkPDX

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    I hear that if you do enough it will give you a uninostril to go with the unibrow :D
     
  20. ^@#&

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    I also hear that some mods actually do their job :D
     
  21. MarkPDX

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    Fortunately for you there are no rules against rampant post whoring :D
     
  22. TestShoot

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    there have been a few dates where i needed a gutcheck, this count?
     
  23. ^@#&

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    Today's advice goes out to all of the jet setters...


    Contrary to popular belief, sitting next to a fat person on an airplane is a good thing. That way when you get tired, you can make a pillow out of one of their stomach folds instead of trying to get the attention of a flight attendant who will not even acknowledge you.
     
  24. TestShoot

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    This is bad advice ;) on thew way back from NY to LA last week, I was lucky, but my buddy sat next to a 400lb guy. He smelled bad, sweat just walking to the bathroom (which he did not fit in) and could only wear sweats because they are stretchy. Nasty
     
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