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  1. Horsefly

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    Actually, you'd be better off seeking advice from Abraham Lincoln. Simply take a penny out of your pocket and flip it into the air. Heads or tails. Take your pick one way or the other. About 98% of the people that I know are on their 2nd or 3rd divorce with a few ungrateful kids in tow and a few ex wives sapping all the money from their pocket. They are hardly the type to offer any useful advice. Most are dripping with venom toward their ex wives and adrift in a limbo land of Saturday night pipe dreams of finding a Pamela Anderson look alike. As if a Pamela look-alike wants a divorced dude working at the loading dock with 2 or 3 kids, a blue collar pay check every other Friday, a steadily dwindling bank account, and a rented double wide with no cable TV.
     
  2. vincent355

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    I can't believe I had to wait 10 and half hours to read that. What happened to punctuality....kids these days.
     
  3. vincent355

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    I'm going to bed...without advice!!!!!

    Originally Posted by vincent355
    Are you going to do this everynight at 12:0x east coast time?
     
  4. ^@#&

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    Sorry for lateness again, I keep falling asleep before 12.

    Yes, one ton of feathers weigh as much as one ton of lead, but getting hit in the face with one ton of lead hurts more.
     
  5. DrStranglove

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    You know google is a wonderful thing....
     
  6. ^@#&

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    yes it is, but I make all of these up.
     
  7. ashsimmonds

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    how much do scales weigh? :confused:
     
  8. ^@#&

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    as much as what is put on them :D
     
  9. MrApex

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    Noah, since you have put forth the idea, will you be willing to complete the test? Because I'd venture a guess that getting nailed with a ton of feathers might do more than sting.

    :)
     
  10. ^@#&

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    If you can gather a ton of feathers, then yes I will participate in the test.
     
  11. ylshih

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    Depends on whether the feathers are packed or loose :). A one ton pillow is still one ton!
     
  12. ashsimmonds

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    how much chicken do i have to eat?
     
  13. ^@#&

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    i dunno, a lot
     
  14. ^@#&

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    Today's advice will be one that could save your life:

    Don't mess with Bruce Wellington
     
  15. vincent355

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    Way to incorporate your brown nosing into your advice...BTW you're late again. :)
     
  16. ^@#&

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    I'm not brown nosing, I'm speaking from experience... sorry I'm late, I keep falling asleep too early.
     
  17. vincent355

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    Who Loves you Baby!!!! Now, tighten it up!
     
  18. ^@#&

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    hahaha
     
  19. TestShoot

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    Tell your parents Fchat took a unanimous vote to have your internet taken away and if they would comply, that would be great :p
     
  20. ^@#&

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    honestly, if I asked them that they would probably say, "What the F.uck are you talking?"

    I have a feeling you don't want me here :(


    :D
     
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    :eek: TOO much info.
     
  23. ^@#&

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    hate you
     
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  25. ^@#&

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    Today's advice goes out to all of the people who like to pick fights:

    When push comes to shove, larger people always push back harder.
     

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