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  1. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #1 SRT Mike, Feb 11, 2006
    Is anyone else SICK AND TIRED of these STUPID commercials?

    They have been carpet bombing every tv channel for about a year now. OK I KNOW I CAN GO THERE AND GET A FREE PROFILE MATCH WITH A CHICK I WONT WANT TO DITCH THE NEXT MORNING, YOU STUPID OLD COOT! Argh! You can't get away from that white-haired stupid old man asking if you wanna be REALLY happy. I hope he dies in a post-coital cigarette lighting bed-sheet fire.
     
  2. Goose

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    #2 Goose, Feb 11, 2006
    Now they are using Dr. Phil! :(
     
  3. WJHMH

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    #3 WJHMH, Feb 12, 2006
    It makes me think of those Lowered Expectations ads on Mad TV.

    Yeah, I hate 'em.
     
  4. PeterS

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    #4 PeterS, Feb 12, 2006
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  5. vincent355

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    #5 vincent355, Feb 12, 2006
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    I believe that Dr. Phil (aka Dr. Laura minus the bible plus the penis...you do the math it gets complicated) is doing Match.com.
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  6. RacerX_GTO

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    #6 RacerX_GTO, Feb 12, 2006
    I agree with everyone.
    The moment those annoying commercials come on, I change it.
     
  7. darth550

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    #7 darth550, Feb 12, 2006
    Match making is the hottest thing online now. Right behind poker and porn!
     
  8. acehole

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    #8 acehole, Feb 12, 2006
    Thankyou e-harmony!

    Now I dont have to slam the brakes causing rear end collisions with hot chicks tailgating me just to exchange details!
     
  9. JSL

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    #9 JSL, Feb 12, 2006
    A friend of mine met and married a woman through this service. He ended up losing his job, house and was divorced 5 months later. Not much of a testimonial to me! TRUE STORY.
     
  10. BWS550

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    #10 BWS550, Feb 12, 2006
    THATS BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE FISH LIKE LICENSE PLATE FRAMES

    HI J SCOOT, HOPE YOUR OK!!!

    BRUCE
     
  11. robert biscan

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    #11 robert biscan, Feb 12, 2006
    Hey it's V day soon and love is in the air. I hate the adds too.
     
  12. jungathart

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    #12 jungathart, Feb 12, 2006
    Filled out my profile at e-harmomy and was matched up with my '88 Testesroaster.:D
     
  13. Horsefly

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    #13 Horsefly, Feb 13, 2006
    REALITY ALERT!!! Have you EVER seen a girl worth looking twice at who needed anybody to "fix her up"?

    No.
     
  14. ^@#&

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    #14 ^@#&, Feb 13, 2006
    well she had a hump, but everything else seemed fine...
     
  15. darth550

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    #15 darth550, Feb 13, 2006
    All the time......

    You need to live iin a place where there is 2 legged breeding stock!
     
  16. milstanselnino

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    #16 milstanselnino, Feb 13, 2006
    Laugh of the day!
     

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