Grossest Household Scene You have Experienced?

I wouldn't even know where to begin...

 

I have a 1 yr old. has all the same characteristics as your pets.

 

Even the hair? Damn!

 

Ever watched a cat or dog throw up?? Thats more funny than gross (actually puke part is nasty).

When my rottie was about 3 months old, she was in the backyard of a friend of ours (we were all there) and he had two dogs. I notice my baby Rottie rubbing her face all over this small pile of leaves. Shes doing it over and over, like mooshing her face as hard as she can into the ground. Well, i walk over to find out it was another dogs pile of crap she was SMEARING all over her face and cheeks.


Funny, yes. But cleaning her off and bath after bath--that wasnt fun at all.

 

Several years ago my friends and I went out for prime rib, got kinda drunk and thought it would be a good idea to bring home some bones for my dog. We gave her a couple of the bones, she went nutso, I passed out, that was that. I got up in the morning and everything was normal, but when I came home from work there were 13 piles of diarrhea around the apartment. Yes, I counted them. And the 13th was on my bed!

 

I've always marveled at the ease with which a dog can puke. Doesn't seem to be an uncomfortable event like it is with us.

I have a friend, who is a radiologist, that told me the next time he gets sick he was going to try to puke like a dog, just relax and let it come out easy (he denies the part about eating it afterwards).

About a year later he got sick and said his doggy-style-puking plan....failed.


BTW why do cats make that gah-oik gah-oik gah-oik sound?

 

When my ex and I broke up, I moved my stuff back to the 'rents house while I regrouped and figured out what to do. At the time, we had two cats that I didn't want to immediately bring with me so I left a huge bag of cat food and filled up various bowls with maybe three gallons of water around the apartment-- the plan was for her to come back and pick them up in a day or two.. even if it was four I told myself that they'd be alright.

Well, a couple of days turned into about a week and a half (due to some miscommunication and her just being a dumb b****) and I ultimately ended up returning to the place first to make sure they were at least ok.

It was like "Lord of the Flies" meets "Cats".. crap on top of crap, couches schredded, claw marks on the walls, food all gone and puke everywhere they hadn't crapped. The little bastards even pissed IN the water dishes. I have forever wiped the smell from my memory otherwise I'd try to describe it.

So it was my fault for not thinking about the litter box situation but I definitely paid for the new carpet and paint that the place needed when I finally got everything out.

 

That cracks me up! My brother had a NY Style restaurant and he went out of town and told me to watch the shop, house and dogs. I closed up the restaurant and I brought home left over hot dogs, fed them to his Rotties, and in the morning when I went over to the house to let them out- Good God there must of been about 50 loads of RED vomit and crap all over his house! Bad flash back!

 

Not sure if I can describe in words what I saw and smelled.

I helped a friend clean up his rental. Ex-tennant was a packrat/hermit.

 

A friend of a friend came home to find that his Golden Retriever was puking up a thick, black tar. More than a little worried, he goes to the vet only to ultimately find out that the pooch had eaten an entire bag of charcoal that day.

Needless to say, he didn't make it through the night.

 

That is sad!

 

Did your abused animals puke and shit all over your imaginary Ferrari?

 

A buddy of mine, Rick, worked for another bud's family business - a grocery store. They also owned a rental house behind the store which was to serve as warehousing for overstock. So, here it was, late August, nearly time for school to start again, and Rick was sweating and cleaning away, scraping up this gunky stuff by the front door, even using his fingernails. That stuff had been stuck there for a couple of months. As it turned out, that was the former tenant in his nails.

 

Paging Dr. Webster!

 

I just spent 1 1/2 hours on the 405! Cut me some slack GD-it!

 

Oh yeah, you're the KING of slack!

 

I'm not cutting you ANY slack for that!

 

Care to elaborate?!

 

Hey look! I just had to deal with 2 pre-op trannies at the bank, some frog who refuses to shower (covered w/ cologne) in an elevator, a 1-1/2 hr 18 mile drive, lingering bee poison pain in my fucking head, entering my house with the housekeeper mopping and making the place stink of chemical pine trees and reading about VENUSONE's dogpuke and diarrhea.

Sorry if I made a typo!

 

LOL...
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Whoa! Who the hell is that?

 

You probably made the same mistake I did by typing in "tranny" in an attempt to find a funny pic.

Talk about a Gross Household Scene!

 

The funny thing is, I could actually win the Gross Contest in this thread...hands down!