This just in: The official cause of the crash has been determined. The Enzo crashed due to an oil patch on PCH. "It was more of a puddle, actually. The Enzo's front tire lost traction", said Dietrich, recently located in Disneyland. The investigators are currently trying to determine whether it was mineral or synthetic oil, and which one would have made for more slippery conditions. Investigators had to by physically separated during the debate. Damage to the laboratory is estimated to exceed the current high bid of the radiator pipe on ebay. The seller of the said pipe turned out to be George Bush, having posted it under a pseudonym of an Arab port buuilding outfit.
I can't believe another thread has started about this. Why is this even news? A Ferrari crashed, so what. They are underpowered sh*t boxes. This kind of attention should be reserved for accidents involving Lambos. Lambos rule! Did I tell you about the time I dusted a Viper in my Lambo? No way I could have done that in a F355.
Yeah, Ferraris suck, particularly compared to Supras. Gotta love the melted lozenge look, it is soooooo sexy !
I admit it was close, but Lambo's rock so I know I was faster. A modified Viper might be a different story, but a stock one like this is no problem: http://www.teamhybrid.co.uk/pages/viper.htm