going to be an F1 driver real soon...

I then asked the lady if guy under 18 haveing sex with girl over 18 was included in that

 

She said yes.

 

darth supposedly got raped by Noah one rainy November....

 

I asked the people in my frat to raise there hands if they were victims of sexual assault.

 

80% raised there hands

 

I just found that interesting how statistics can be presented in interesting ways

 

the

 

fact

 

that

 

you are

 

in a frat

 

implies that

 

you have been sodomized

 

and beaten with a paddle

 

by a 72 yr old grandpa with no teeth

 

No paddle, but I did finish a bottle of grey gouse by myself.

 

how many turns will this take?

 

Many throw up secession before finishing it

 

A lot

 

just like life


we don't know

 

Damn, my food is getting cold.

 

Girls are the slowest drivers

 

gonna get ready to snooze i am



got a ton of meetings tomorrow

 

they have the biggest tits though

 

Thats sad. Meetings are bad.