how to get her to leave

so we have had the ultimate bachelor pad guide, how to read body language and so on. Since at some point this advice will work for you, now you have to do something to get her to go home. My thoughts:

1) my wife/parents will be home soon
2) call her by her sister's or best friend's name
3) "Oh dammit, the webcam was facing the wrong way, the guys on Ferrarichat are not gonna be pleased, we have to do it again honey, this time face the camera"

please add to the list.

 

Bunny Suit, 12v automotive battery, jumper cables and a large wet sponge

 

Lock yourself in the bathroom.

or, try the direct approach, and say the 3 words every woman wants to hear: "please go home".

The bottom line is, that after spending time with one of the degenerates from this site, most females are looking to find an excuse to leave anyway!

 

You can do the "Tucker Max special" and toss her clothes out the window and into the yard, then lock the door behind her.


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http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_****s_fat_girl_hilarity_ensues.phtml#620

 

take a dump on her chest

 

"Beat it."

 

yeah, my irish friends said to piss on her but i mean get rid of her not violate her

 

tell her that she needs to be tested for syphillis now

 

My ex is dropping the kids off shortly..

 

wouldn't leave really liked hangn' in NY in my penthouse rent free....my friend knocked on the door and when she answered said he was INS and she had to leave...( hey you know border control and all that, got to secure the borders.)

 

or
what's for dinner?

 

We didn't need any personal information/experiences. You should have kept that one to yourself.

J

 

Wait until her cell phone starts beeping in her purse and say 'Whoa, you're backing up!'

Ask her if she's been putting on weight lately.

More later when my chauvinistic hat is firmly on.

Neil

 

"I'm broke".

 

But Gwen still hasn't left...

 

tell her you need to borrow a few bucks...

 

Tell her you've got to meet someone at the next showing of "Brokeback Mountain"!

 

"****, I FORGOT TO WEAR A CONDOM!!!"

 

My thoughts, say "Time for you to leave, thanks for coming"

 

Lipstick on collar. Not her color.

 

or not, as long as I did...

 

"Soooo.. How much do I owe you?"

 

i am adding steph to my myspace friend's list

 

Call her by a wrong name a few times after sexual favors

Tell her you are late for your next date and she should leave

If you have just met her tell her you really love her and want her to go and meet your parents

 

Tell her you've invited a few good mates around and it would only be good manners if she puts out for them. When she gets pissed off, act surpirsed and say that you thought she WAS that kind of girl. But in my experience the best option is to move apartments.