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  1. Raelian1

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    HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

    Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


    WHAT HAPPENED?

    On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

    The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

    He told Rael that:

    "We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
    "You mistook us for gods"
    "We were at the origin of your main religions"
    "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

    THE MESSAGES

    The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

    Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

    And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

    For more information visit rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.
     
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    Did you blow that theory out of your ass? I am a Theoretical Physicist, and one of the 6 current "grand unifed theories" is MINE!!!

    Steven Hawking was my "boos" for 24 years!!!!!

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    PS: I can make you a tin-foil tri-fold hat, if you want. :p

    Go learn teh bible from the ORIGINAL ARAMAIC; it is a lot more accurate without the 20,000 Mistranslations into Greek, the Latin, and finally into English.

    All the "pseudo-spirituality" is just BULL PUCKY!!!
     
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    Thanks dude! I've been wondering about our origins for a while now.
     
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    see boys, thats why mommy and daddy don't let their kids do drugs!


    wwwwaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much pot
     
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    That's not pot he's on more then likely acid or worse. Know your drugs. LOL

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    you're rigth

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    WELCOME RAELIENS!!!! I HAVE LONG LUSTED OVER THAT HOT SPOKESWOMAN WHO ANNOUNCED YOUR CLONING SUCCESS!

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    Oops, I thought it said The Raelian Massage. Nevermind. ;)
     
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    Reminds me of a talk show I saw as a boy in University back in 1990. Some moron was on Larry King Live talking about astrology and its uses in everyday life. Larry King took viewer calls and the third caller was none other than Dr. Carl Sagan. Seems he was watching and could not take it anymore so he called in and let the guest have it. I wish I had it recorded somewhere because Dr. Sagan did not ever say “astrology is bulls hit” but said it anyway in telling it like it is. It was one of the funniest things I had seen on TV.
     
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    Wow. Impressive. Congrats.
     
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    Who was this joker that got banned anyway?
     
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    A Raelian in secret talks with the Klingons to hand over all Ferraris to the High Council.
     
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