Nasty rich guy is trying to redeem himself! | FerrariChat

Nasty rich guy is trying to redeem himself!

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Mar 20, 2006.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,183
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    I have a new email address!

    You can now email me at: [email protected]

    Dear Friend,

    As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

    My name is Billy Collins, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few

    months to live, according to medical experts.

    I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.But

    now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

    Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul. So, I have decided to give arms to charity organizations and give succour and comfort to the less priviledge in our societies, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

    So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization and to the less priviledged in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do

    not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contempted with what I have left for them.

    The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fourteen million dollars($14m) that I have with a Security Company in Europe for safe

    keeping. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and disburse it to some charity organizations and to the less priviledged.

    Please send me a mail to indicate if you will assist me in this disbursement. I have set aside 10% for your time and patience.You can e-mail me at my private e-mail address: [email protected] ; for easy communication. While I await to hear from you,may God be with you and your entire family.

    Remain blessed,

    Billy Collins



    - BILL COLLINS
     
  2. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,703
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    Don't be heartless, send him your bank acct number.
     
  3. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
    10,194
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey, Wales
    Full Name:
    Angus Podgorney
    Did you know Billy is one of the most common names in the UAE?
     
  4. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,183
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    Are you kidding? Gentry T replied immediately! :D
     
  5. 285ferrari

    285ferrari Two Time F1 World Champ
    Sponsor

    Sep 11, 2004
    20,976
    MD and NE
    Full Name:
    Robbie
    Darth---mine sympathy for yourn illnesses!!
     
  6. Turb0flat4

    Turb0flat4 Formula 3

    Mar 7, 2004
    1,244
    Singapore
    Full Name:
    RND
    Well, it certainly has. :D

    Tell him you have a much more serious illness - impotence, and milk this guy for money.
     
  7. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 20, 2003
    52,480
    SFPD
    Full Name:
    Dirty Harry
    Number 3, according to this list:

    Mohammed
    Abdul
    Billy
    Ali
    Khalil
    Tamir
    Usamah
    Fouad
    Amal
    Jamal
     
  8. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

    Sep 28, 2002
    9,193
    HAHAHA.....

    --Dan
     
  9. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
    10,194
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey, Wales
    Full Name:
    Angus Podgorney
    He forgot #11: Dirkadirkadirkajihad ;)

    Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female"
    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White"
    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with
    it?"
    Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
     
  10. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,183
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    Wax, Where's Mustafaa?
     
  11. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,183
    In front of you
    Full Name:
    BCHC
    Real Dahl
     
  12. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
    10,194
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey, Wales
    Full Name:
    Angus Podgorney
    Above your lisp?
     
  13. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 20, 2003
    52,480
    SFPD
    Full Name:
    Dirty Harry
    Hanging out with that Dirkpearsonmervgriffin guy at #'s 12 & 13, respectively. Kaboom came in 11th.
     
  14. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

    Jun 19, 2002
    6,588
    Bay Area, CA
    Full Name:
    Ben Cannon
    OH SNAP!
     

Share This Page