Time for a new Puhlina thread

Lately I've been getting a new strain of Nigerian scam e-mails. I thought it might be time again for a new Puhlina Wanker thread. Below is the e-mail that I decided to run with. We'll see if these guys have gotten any smarter or if they'll fall for the same old tricks.....





I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: [email protected]

From:Jeffery Wote (san)

Livehood Chambers.

14 Marina off adeniji-Lagos.



Dear Sir/Madam,



With all due respect to your personality, I request that you do not feel disturbed as I know that business of this magnitude will surely make one apprehensive.



I write to solicit your utmost confidence, knowing too well that wehave neither known nor met each other before, but because you and the Late Mr.Frederick Kim is from the same country. Having searched thro! ugh the internet, from where I got your email address, I hereby request that you become the Next of Kin to the Late Mr Frederick Kim , who died here in West Africa and abandoned a fixed deposit of Ten miilion Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD $ 10.400.000.00), without a specified next of kin to inherit the deposit at the time of his death.(Maybe he did this because of the fact that he was into crude oil deals called "Oil bunckering" here in west Africa).



My name is Jeffery Wote, I am attorney to the Late Frederick Kim . In the financial Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, the holding bank is required to repatriate any abandoned fund by a foreigner if nobody comes to claim the said funds after four (3) years of the confirmation of the death of the depositor.



For the past three years, all the effort i have made to trace any relative of the Late Mr Frederick Kim has proved abortive.

I do not want this funds to g! o into the hands of our corrupt government officials, who have e! mbezzled our national funds all these years.

My interest in this abandoned deposit is as follows:



1) To see that this abandoned deposit is not handed over to the corrupt government officials of President Olusegun Obansanjo.



2) To make you the Next of Kin to the late Mr Frederick Kim and whom he has willed the said deposit before his death.



3) To ensure that the deposited funds is transferred to you as your INHERITANCE.



4) To ensure that my own share of it is invested wisely in your country in any viable area of investment.

Bear in mind that the entire transaction will be risk - free and

legitimate since the funds will be coming to you as your INHERITANCE.

If this proposition is acceptable by you, respond to me ASAP but if not acceptable by you, do not take advantage of it to betray me.



Remember that doing business over the Internet could sometimes be unconfidentia! l.



If acceptable by you, send me your private telephone and fax numbers for me to call you for detailed discussion.Or Please get in touch with through my Personal email Address:[email protected]



God bless us.

Jeffery Wote Wrote.


NB: PLEASE NOTE THAT IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE NOT RELATED TO MY LATE CLIENT; THE FUND WILL STILL BE PAID TO YOU, SINCE I AM RESENTING YOU AS HIS NEXT OF KIN

- JEFFERY WOTE

 

He's on the line....

Dear John ,


Thanks for your response to my proposal. Indeed I will like to give you the process of this transfer and made you to understand the urgency of it. please it is important you respond to me as soon as you go through this mail so that we can commence action immediately.

Immediately I read your mail with interest, I tried to put up the deal on track so that as soon as I hear from you I will commence action. my concern is to have a mutual understanding, trust and confidence so that there will be no fear in entrusting this money into your care. As soon as we establish the understanding, I will be free to entrust this fund into your care.

It will not take us more than 5 bank working Days and the fund will be transfered into your account. My regards is that this fund will transfered out of this country for safety and security and for subsequent investment.

Once again, This will cost us some money for the securing of some documents for the processing of this transfer and as such I will need your financial assistance should the need arises. PLease if you are raedy to assist me immediately, kindly furnish me with some of your data so that I can know you better before entrusting this fund into your care. Furnish me with the following:

1. FULL NAME:
2. OCCUPATION:
3. SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENECE:
4. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER:
As soon as I hear from you with your readiness to asist, we will commence immediately. Hopefuly, before the end of next week, the fund will be in your desired bank account.

Regards,

MrJeffery Wote.

 

Here is what I sent back to Jeffery....


Jeffery,

I would be happy to help you. My full name is Puhlina Wanker. My address is 6978 Sputum Lane, Wankerville Arkansas. I'm a little embarrased to tell but I am actually a low priced call girl. I came to a point in my life when I had to decide to either sell apples or ass and I chose ass. Turns out I probably could have made more money selling the apples though (it's a good thing I still have some of that money Grandad left me when he died!

After you send me the money is there any chance that you could come visit me here in Wankerville? I could really use some male company (other than my two regulars Earl and Cletus and neither one of them is very good).

I'm a little leery about giving you my phone number or any more info though unless you can prove to me that you are for real. To do that just send me a picture of yourself holding a sign with my name and the date. If you do that for me sweety I'll send you whatever info you need to get me the money.

Your new fiend,

Puhlina