One dollar.

Spend another buck and get your favorite song from iTunes. Life is good.

 

Damn if Mr Gunboat doesn't put it in proper perspective.

 

A Kegload of knowledge, that one!

 

Lemme see...how should I cast my $1 vote...?
Hhhhhmmmmm...

 

Auto theives delight: A slim jim can be had at any dollar store for... a dollar.

 

I think they're illegal in california unless you are a tow truck driver or someone like that

 

The legality of such a device is, I believe, lost on a car thief.

 

While in college my roommate and I used to refer to all the money we saved using coupons as "beer units". Since we're not on the gold standard anymore...........

 

A whole dollar for a 33cl Grolsch? You're getting ripped off my friend. I get mine for half that.

As for cars, here's the latest addition to the family: 2004 VW Polo, 28k miles, 45mpg, $6k. Maybe you should reassess your idea of "decent." And don't even get me started about house prices. I'll just say one word: MOVE!

Meanwhile the beer is on me!
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Thanks for the reminder! I think I'll go upstairs and withdraw a buck out of my fridge!

 

You'll probably just piss it away.

 

Or a shopper at The 99 Cent Store. I bought 2 in L.A..

 

Brilliant...

 

a girl in the"hood" will tell ya "one dolla, make ya holla".

might be a good deal?

 

It'll get you a cheeseburger on a dollar menu!

 

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
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I see you've been out on a date recently...

 

Brilliant...

 

Actually, at McDonalds you could even get a DOUBLE cheeseburger for a dollar.

However, more importantly, you can go to a strip club and only spend a dollar (if you're lucky to find one that has nights with no cover).

 

Yeah, the last guy told me he was really broke and needed to find something really cheap and DID end up with a cheeseburger and fries. How did you know?

It took me forever to type that because I couldn't stop looking over my shoulder! :shudder:

 

The world will be better once it realizes that Carbon is all-knowing and all-seeing... A scientist was once quoted as saying, "Life as we know it would not exist without carbon"...

 

you can still put just one dollar in a stripp.... er wait new fchat, in a adult entertainers undergarment

 

my consumerism teacher calls humans "carbon-based units"
as opposed to computers - "silicon-based units"

 

Do you wanna know?.............. Do you REALLY want to know???

Put $1 and $100 bills that you get from time to time under a black light.

Yeah.