its MIDNIGHT!!!!

Call the cops on him. They take the disturbing the peace stuff pretty seriously at midnight

 

You are in Indianapolis, maybe he thinks he is racing with his mower.

 

haha how much grass does he have? Is he still out there?

 

LMAO. Wait until he goes to sleep then go mow your lawn .

 

I thought my neighbors were weird. My sister used to have a guy above him who would randomly vacuum in the middle of the night. Used to drive her crazy.

 

or piss him off by doing burnouts on his fresh cut grass

 

WTF???.....in one word: TWEAKERS!!!!!!!!!!

or in a sentence: reason number 374 why NOT to smoke crack

Call the cops, if they don't show within 10 minutes, tell the cops you think he may have a gun....that'll motivate them to arrive sooner and give the whole neighborhood a show they won't soon forget.

Now...here's your smiley face:

 

I wouldnt do that. Most Police Depts have a caller ID system that tells them exactly who is calling them. If you are hurt and couldnt speak and dialed 911 here they will show up right to your door. When they realize its a noise dispute and they were told that theres a gun involved to "get them there faster" you will probably be locked up for fileing a false report. Have seen it happen, guy told them Oh theres no gun I just said that to get you here........CLICK, cuffs on.

 

Maybe he's on Ambien and suffering from some of those newly disclosed side effects.

When I was on that stuff, sometimes the next day I would find things done overnight that I couldn't recall doing. Things involving power saws, drills, hammers.....

 

The next day somehow Round Up will mysteriously get sprayed on his lawn.

 

Would this neighbor, by any chance, be shirtless, drinking beer, and having to mow around a car on blocks?

 

Spotlights on the yard, or a headlamp on the mower? Inquiring minds need to know!

Slightly more on topic. What an ******.

Have you considered tuning your car at 2:00 AM, with lots of revving and banging about?

DM

 

This thread is useless without pictures!

Jeez!

 

That's some scary stuff....
I had to quit it because i kept buying crap off ebay and not remembering it

 

Perhaps the fact that it is 4/20 has something to do with it?

 

But if you call the cops, complain about the neighbor, sound really irate and tell them that YOU have a gun, they'll be there before you get the phone back into the cradle...!

Some water balloons filled with Round Up should take care of him very nicely...

 

the other end of the spectrum are the morons who insist on mowing at 0700 on a sat or sunday. yes, I know it gets hot in some parts of the country but some people like to SLEEP IN ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS!!!

 

Nothing a little "Roundup" can't take care of. Before you know it---he won't have any grass to cut!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Next time his grass starts getting a little tall - lob a bunch of golf balls into his yard. When he hits a few of those with the mower, he might think again about who he might be ticking off.

 

Weed wouldn't make you do that. He'd have to be smoking crack, so would alcohol.

My friend told me a story that he and his engineering buddies were at a party and completely wasted. His friend found a lawnmower across the street in an empty lot. Needed a few tweaks, fixed it and started mowing at 3 in the morning down the street.

 

Buy a paintball gun and the next time he mowes just start pelting him with it. That would make him stop. Or you could do the golfball thing. That would work to.

 

I have guns