I hate to say it but white people are dorks. If they try to be cool, that is.. Sorry. There are just some things they SHOULD NOT DO. Fer instance.... Big, no I mean *BIG* loopy ear rings look great on black women, especially if they have short hair and are fit, but crap on any white woman. Shaved head + black guy = coooool. Shaved head + white guy = dork city. White guys: even if you are billionaire Mark Cuban, you still look dorky in a professional sports jersey, unless it's really YOUR professional sports jersey. Conversely, black guys....well...actually.....they look pretty stupid in those jerseys too.
I don't think any race looks good with their pants hanging off their ass. Some have their shorts hanging out for the world to see their bloomers. COVER IT UP!!
So, I'm driving safley, and all of a sudden, a guy in another lane completley oblivious to ME starts coming into my lane! Just coming in! And, if I didnt see him coming in...ACCIDENT! But, because I saw him, I said "HEY!!!!" So, I assess the situation, and, then I ease on the brakes, and, then I said what any body here says automaticly when this is happening, you can't help it, right? ..... "Ummmmm Hellloooo?" "Ummm Hi? Hello?" Unless your black, if your black, then it's "Check out this Mutha ****a!......check out this MOTHA ****A!!
Ohhhhh..... I get it.... Do you shave your head or wear big loopy ear rings? Sorry, didn't mean to step on any toes!!!
Or captain of the Enterprise. So which is worse? Shaved head? Or comb-over? I'm at the stage where I'm computing how many more hairs I have to lose before I'd look better as Mr. Clean. Wait: I have a black shirt. Make that Yul Brenner.
Dorky is a pasty white guy with a banker's haircut, wearing a black ear lobe plug, flipping burgers at McD's.
It depends - it works for some guys doesn't it? Is Vin Diesel white? It suits him. But I will say, whenever I see a guy with a bald head, I immediately imagine them with a full head of hair. If they would look like a dork with hair, they are an uber-dork without. Same with tattoos. There's nothing funnier than the ubiquitous wannabe-tough-guy tat on an otherwise pasty-white-grandmother-basement-living goober.
The shaved head & goatee look doesn't cut it for middle-aged, pudgy white guys, especially the weekenders on Harleys. For hispanics and blacks, the ass-hanging midcalf baggy pants and baseball caps turned around backwards say gangster or $3.00/hr labor. White kids who affect this look even more ridiculous.
Shaved head + white guy = dork city. You're absollutely correct on this one. There were only 2 white guys who I can recall who looked cool with a shaved head; Kojak and Yul Brenner.