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Discussion in 'New York Tri-State' started by ClydeM, May 27, 2006.

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  1. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 World Champ
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    Nov 4, 2003
    10,560
    Wayne, NJ
    Full Name:
    Clyde E. McMurdy
    #1 ClydeM, May 27, 2006
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  2. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 World Champ
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    Nov 4, 2003
    10,560
    Wayne, NJ
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    Clyde E. McMurdy
    "Let's see, the instruction manual says;
    1) insert key into ignition
    2) Turn key
    3) Depress accelerator

    Dang, the English must have long arms."
     
  3. pchop

    pchop F1 Rookie
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    Jun 12, 2002
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    Usually NY often elsewhere.
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    John
    Clyde, you're too much :p
     
  4. davem

    davem F1 Veteran
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    Jan 21, 2002
    8,235
    Stepford, Connecticut
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    dave m
    And here we see the Elise consuming its prey.....
    Feed me.....
     
  5. buzzm2005

    buzzm2005 Formula 3

    Aug 23, 2005
    1,733
    NYC
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    Buzz
    "Manual choke?!? I'll show YOU manual choke...!"
     
  6. whammo!

    whammo! Formula Junior

    May 16, 2006
    273
    New England
    Full Name:
    Alexander
    "Leather Seats-check"

    "CD Player-check"

    "Keyless door locks-check"

    "Man eating theft device-check"




    "I'll take it"
     
  7. Jeff E39

    Jeff E39 Formula Junior

    Aug 7, 2005
    336
    NJ
    Full Name:
    Jeff
    CAR NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN USE
     
  8. Speedracer38

    Speedracer38 F1 Veteran

    Oct 11, 2004
    5,187
    Connecticut
    Full Name:
    Jason Thorgalsen
    I could've sworn i parked my Elise here!!
     
  9. kenster888

    kenster888 Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
    436
    Massachusetts
    Reminded me of one song gone wrong:

    "Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm...."
     
  10. PhillyM5

    PhillyM5 Karting

    Apr 27, 2006
    88
    New York City
    Full Name:
    Robin L
    "This Ancient Chinese ritual, you no understand"
     
  11. niptuck

    niptuck F1 Rookie

    Mar 1, 2006
    2,581
    NYC, NY
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    John L.
    "instead of using your right hand..."
     
  12. fastliz

    fastliz Formula Junior

    Jun 22, 2005
    439
    Palm Bch County, FL
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    Mike
    Ha! I was thinking along the same lines...

    "Bo Duke tries to do a 'General Lee' on an Elise."

    Mike
     
  13. fastliz

    fastliz Formula Junior

    Jun 22, 2005
    439
    Palm Bch County, FL
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    Mike
    In Australia, just as the toilet water circles in reverse, the Lotus Elise requires a reverse approach to ingress.

    Mike
     
  14. Ciao Bello 348

    Ciao Bello 348 Formula 3

    Oct 3, 2005
    1,844
    The Garden State, US
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    John C
    Man gets hand stuck in ash tray. News at 11.
     
  15. Greg G

    Greg G F1 Rookie

    MMMM, THESE LEATHER SEATS SMELL GRRREATTT!!!!!
     
  16. pchop

    pchop F1 Rookie
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    lol...something like that :D
     
  17. Porsche944

    Porsche944 Formula Junior

    Feb 4, 2004
    437
    New Jersey
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    Brian JJ Feraudo
    In England this is how you give head to a midget girlfriend in an Elise.
     
  18. fastliz

    fastliz Formula Junior

    Jun 22, 2005
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    Palm Bch County, FL
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    Mike
    LOL... an ashtray in a Lotus. It would add too much weight! ;)

    Mike
     
  19. utkarsh

    utkarsh Rookie

    Nov 6, 2005
    40
    "Lotus - leave your boat in Beijing"

    Nothin but love john :D :D :D
     
  20. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

    Oct 31, 2003
    3,299
    NYC area
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    rob ferretti
    Frustrated from waiting two years for a ferrari a man jumps 17,000 ft without parachute. Gets stuck in a lotus instead.
     
  21. pchop

    pchop F1 Rookie
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    Jun 12, 2002
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    John

    haha! Unlike a moderator on this boarder who told me that FoLI will never give me a car...patience prevailed.
     

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