This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese. Image Unavailable, Please Login
This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him. Image Unavailable, Please Login
My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth. Image Unavailable, Please Login
One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die. Image Unavailable, Please Login
This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too. Image Unavailable, Please Login
My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant. Image Unavailable, Please Login
We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Does a doublewide and a van by the river sweeten the pot? But, this is a two-way dirt road, so, what kind of dowry does she have?
Not many left now. This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Thank you Simon This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Uncle Matt was just released from prison. Matt wants to be a Preacher at our local church. Image Unavailable, Please Login
Is this guy a part of your family? I see that he is on the Ohio sex offenders website. Image Unavailable, Please Login
This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city. Image Unavailable, Please Login
My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children. Image Unavailable, Please Login