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  1. Fan512bbi

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    This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.
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    This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.
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    If you don't mind me saying so, your Mum is rather fetching.
     
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    LOL Mom says that if your trailer is big she will go out with you ;)
     
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    This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.
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    You are lucky to have such a large family. Can we meet some more?
     
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    My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.
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    You have nearly met my entire family :)
     
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    Does a doublewide and a van by the river sweeten the pot? But, this is a two-way dirt road, so, what kind of dowry does she have?
     
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    Not many left now.

    This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.
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    She says you can have Sue Ellen :eek:
     
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    From the good looks of the men in you family, it's no wonder they do so well with the ladies.
     
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    Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.
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    Thank you Simon :)

    This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.
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    We dont talk to him no more :( he is from the posh side of the family.
     
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    This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.
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    If he makes it legal for anyone driving a ferrari to park in handicapped spots he's got my vote!
     
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    How many dogs pull your Ferrari he wants to know?
     
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    My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.
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